The woman who would later reveal her name to be Dorothy looked up at me through the windscreen like a pouty puppy looking up through a car windscreen. I adjusted my trilby and spat my long-extinguished cigarette out onto the … Continue reading
I stubbed my toe earlier today. Everyone accused me of hobbling round and making a big meal of it, but it’s bright purple now. I’m afraid that it’s going to turn black and drop off. I took a photo of … Continue reading
For this theme, I decided that I would dig out my old love letter archive and find something reasonably suitable to be extracted and posted. However, when I looked in my super secret private folder where I keep them, they … Continue reading
I wandered lonely, As a whelk that swims in deep Blue ocean* waters. *pron. o-shun, not oh-shee-un. It matters.
Welcome one and all to the cocktail enjoyment process. First, may I begin by saying that I’ve been on holiday to Brighton today, and none of you have. Hah. I shall now dispense the beveragatude as rapidly as possible, before … Continue reading
Image originally obtained from here.
I wanted to post an update on how the carpentry is going, but I didn’t want to be off topic. Please caption my handiwork.
This afternoon, Karen and I did the gardening. We had quite a list of things to do, as the garden was in something of a state. And it was a successful event. She tied the roses back while I mowed … Continue reading