“That record it’s so about pure things it make you want to cry. Why’s the world so tough? It’s like walking through meat in high heels. Nothing’s shared out right, money or love. I’m a quiet person me. People think … Continue reading
Oh! But a week seems just too short, doesn’t it? (Humour me; I know that’s not what you’re thinking). There are so many essential blogging terms that I didn’t get round to: Linkyluuuurrvve, Navelgazing, Ofuscation, and Starf***ers (I’m especially disappointed … Continue reading
Good afternoon all, and welcome to a decidedly alphabetical Uborka cocktail hour. Graybo has kindly offered to act as waitress for this afternoon’s imbibement, and will be passing amongst you distributing a few finger-bowls of Alphabetti Spaghetti, whilst I deal … Continue reading
You’ll have noticed, if you’ve been paying attention, that this week’s themes have been blogging and luuuurrvve. With luuuurrvve also being the theme of last week’s cocktail hour, the only other option was blogging. But Graybo and I thought about … Continue reading
In next week’s edition of our hit soap opera, The Cucumbers, it looks like one of our heroes is for the chop as rumours grow that a summer salad is about to prepared … but now on Uborka TV, it’s … Continue reading
I’ve never quite understood this incessant need for certain bloggers who are a bit long in the tooth (although only in blogging years, of course) to have to try and validate their existence by continually telling us that They Were … Continue reading
Comments are the most obvious way in which a blogger can gauge whether his or her profound words are being read and appreciated. Although many of us will – like every second-rate indie band of the 1990s – claim that … Continue reading
Speaking of blogmeets, as we were, the most eagerly debated subject at such gatherings is usually “What’s your favourite type of cheese?” But close behind is a topic that has everybody teetering on the edge of their seats and drooling … Continue reading