Dan’s bright idea.
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On her flight back from Israel, the girl’s trunk full of letters was accidentally dropped from the cargo hold of the aircraft. She was most annoyed, having been charged an excess fare on account of its weight. The outpourings of … Continue reading →

Somewhere in the east, the girl crouched in her hut, feverishly scribbling amendments to a nine-page missive, the second she had written that day. Over the weeks since she had found Adrian’s declaration of love, she had amassed thousands and … Continue reading →

The woman who would later reveal her name to be Dorothy looked up at me through the windscreen like a pouty puppy looking up through a car windscreen. I adjusted my trilby and spat my long-extinguished cigarette out onto the … Continue reading →

Karen’s away, and because I still haven’t learned to fear sending random emails late on a Thursday afternoon, I’ve been lumbered volunteered to be the barman today. Drinks orders can be placed in the comments box below, and your theme … Continue reading →

I’ve been thinking about this for a couple of days, about what do I actually fear? I’m not really any closer to a valid conclusion, but there are a few things on the list. Number One still has to be … Continue reading →

Men in thongs.

of serious but reasonable concern: mediocrity. complacence, stagnance, inertia. mental or physical pain beyond my control, the cessation of which is undeterminable. irrational, evoking unreasonable responses: snakes. this phobia developed, for no apparent reason, 3 years ago. initially it was … Continue reading →