February 28, 2014

Bar’s Open

It’s been a quiet week; let’s make a noise. Order your drink very loudly, and tell us what sort of noise you are going to make.

Karen
February 21, 2014

Minutes

In shock news, nobody wants to come to a meeting! A few courageous souls have shown their faces but it’s clear that no-one is paying attention. I could play the trump card but that’s really Lyle‘s department… sorry, I meant … Continue reading

Karen

Bar’s Open

This afternoon we will be convening a meeting of the Uborka Department. So you may order your drink, but please also add an agenda item. Kind regards, The Management.

Karen
February 14, 2014

Cock Tales

Roses are dead / Violets are too / Cards are printed on dead wood / Valentines is poo So here we are, Singles Night at Bar Uborka (Ubarka?)  We’d thought about an Al Capone theme-night, but I couldn’t think of … Continue reading

Lyle

Bar’s Open

It’s the 14th Feb, so it should be all hearts and flowers today.  However, I’m your barman today, so that may change. Last time I ran a bar on Valentine’s Day, we ran a singles night. Busiest bar in town. … Continue reading

Lyle
February 7, 2014

Bar’s Open

I’m too stuffed up with cold to do much here, so could you please bring games in and entertain yourselves today?

Karen
January 31, 2014

Hollywood Cocktails

Darlings, picture if you will a West End cinema, crowds of paparazzi gathering like a pack of twinkling, snapping wolves, and the personally invited stars of Uborka all dolled up in our finest, shimmering shimmying along that red carpet. This … Continue reading

Karen