Bar’s Open
It’s been a quiet week; let’s make a noise. Order your drink very loudly, and tell us what sort of noise you are going to make.
It’s been a quiet week; let’s make a noise. Order your drink very loudly, and tell us what sort of noise you are going to make.
In shock news, nobody wants to come to a meeting! A few courageous souls have shown their faces but it’s clear that no-one is paying attention. I could play the trump card but that’s really Lyle‘s department… sorry, I meant … Continue reading
This afternoon we will be convening a meeting of the Uborka Department. So you may order your drink, but please also add an agenda item. Kind regards, The Management.
Roses are dead / Violets are too / Cards are printed on dead wood / Valentines is poo So here we are, Singles Night at Bar Uborka (Ubarka?) We’d thought about an Al Capone theme-night, but I couldn’t think of … Continue reading
It’s the 14th Feb, so it should be all hearts and flowers today. However, I’m your barman today, so that may change. Last time I ran a bar on Valentine’s Day, we ran a singles night. Busiest bar in town. … Continue reading
I’m too stuffed up with cold to do much here, so could you please bring games in and entertain yourselves today?
Darlings, picture if you will a West End cinema, crowds of paparazzi gathering like a pack of twinkling, snapping wolves, and the personally invited stars of Uborka all dolled up in our finest, shimmering shimmying along that red carpet. This … Continue reading
Come and get your drink, and take this opportunity to choose a film for everyone to watch.