Ideally the contributed tracks should represent you, or reflect the personality of your weblog [if any], or somehow summarise the last six months of your life. That sort of thing. Given that this was my idea, I’m somewhat embarrassed (and … Continue reading →

A is for Adrian, who is showing off (again) and who got so excited he forgot to leave his drink order, and so, shall have a bucket of ice instead, because he so obviously needs it. B is for Bloody … Continue reading →

Best laid plans and all that. Time has fleeted and there are cocktails to be served, and a divorce to be celebrated. So, since I’ve run out of time, brain power, and many, many other things, the drinks thing today … Continue reading →

M is for Mother Yes, dear boys. That’s right. Mother. Specifically, hers. Your potential Mother-in-Law. Also, a fair indication (give or take the odd exception that proves the rule) of what she will become, given 20-30 years. The Mother is … Continue reading →

After an almost two month break, the (in)famous “Girls, a User Guide” is back on your screens. Previous instalments of the guide can be found here, here and here. Go ahead and catch up. I can wait. *taps toe delicately … Continue reading →

Well, if it was ever a week I needed a drink this was it. So I’m going first, and I’m having the biggest, pinkest, most decorated cocktail I can find. *drains bucket* Right. Now on to serving you lot. Green … Continue reading →

I is for Illegal… Older than 16 – ok. Younger than 16 – not. Rocket science it ain’t. I is also for Inexplicable… It’s a girl thing. Accept it and life will be far easier for you. J is for … Continue reading →