About Karen

I am first and foremost Pete's girlfriend and Bernard's mother. I am a kept woman, earning pin money and karma by working as an NCT Breastfeeding Counsellor and a doula. I am a skeptic who knits.

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February 28, 2014

Bar’s Open

It’s been a quiet week; let’s make a noise. Order your drink very loudly, and tell us what sort of noise you are going to make.

Karen
February 26, 2014

Uborka! Fitness Club

On Saturday I shall be the lonely only member of Uborka! Fitness Club to run in a 10k race at Eton Dorney. I say run, but there is a distinct possibility of some walking. I haven’t run more than 5k … Continue reading

Karen
February 21, 2014

Minutes

In shock news, nobody wants to come to a meeting! A few courageous souls have shown their faces but it’s clear that no-one is paying attention. I could play the trump card but that’s really Lyle‘s department… sorry, I meant … Continue reading

Karen

Bar’s Open

This afternoon we will be convening a meeting of the Uborka Department. So you may order your drink, but please also add an agenda item. Kind regards, The Management.

Karen
February 7, 2014

Bar’s Open

I’m too stuffed up with cold to do much here, so could you please bring games in and entertain yourselves today?

Karen