Author Archives: Pete

About Pete

Founding father of Uborka, and pioneer of the really-long straw.

http://twitter.com/petedotnu/

August 30, 2004

Chapter 3: A Routine Case

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The woman who would later reveal her name to be Dorothy looked up at me through the windscreen like a pouty puppy looking up through a car windscreen. I adjusted my trilby and spat my long-extinguished cigarette out onto the … Continue reading →

Pete
August 22, 2004

Toe problems

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I stubbed my toe earlier today. Everyone accused me of hobbling round and making a big meal of it, but it’s bright purple now. I’m afraid that it’s going to turn black and drop off. I took a photo of … Continue reading →

Pete
August 14, 2004

A letter.

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For this theme, I decided that I would dig out my old love letter archive and find something reasonably suitable to be extracted and posted. However, when I looked in my super secret private folder where I keep them, they … Continue reading →

Pete
July 31, 2004

Wordsmith

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I wandered lonely, As a whelk that swims in deep Blue ocean* waters. *pron. o-shun, not oh-shee-un. It matters.

Pete
July 30, 2004

Come one, come all. Hell, just come.

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Welcome one and all to the cocktail enjoyment process. First, may I begin by saying that I’ve been on holiday to Brighton today, and none of you have. Hah. I shall now dispense the beveragatude as rapidly as possible, before … Continue reading →

Pete