This afternoon’s cocktails are brought to you with a Hollywood theme, thanks to that piercing-eyed patissier Lyle, who has taken off his pinny for a couple of hours in order to rustle up some star-spangled cocktails and then give you … Continue reading
I have been much too busy to think of a theme, so first person to place an order has to come up with one. Has to. Or will not get a drink.
Are you living in the same place as in 2004/05? Nope. Back then I was living in Leamington Spa, having recently split from my ex. Have moved house 4? times since then. The house I’m in now is the longest … Continue reading
Isn’t that acromial dimple just crying out for a tattoo?
The job of tidying the garage has now been completed! Hurrah! Continue reading
Listen, when I invited you to cocktails, I was taking the piss. I’ve had a nice week. Minimal amount of work, lazy mornings, slobbing in front of the telly, and we’re going to France next week. School holidays are ace. … Continue reading
Have you all had a difficult week? Poor dears. What can I get you?
The childless among you may not have noticed that it is Summer Holidays, but even the childless among you will remember that Summer Holidays are all about not getting dressed before lunchtime, getting bored on quiet afternoons, dashing off with … Continue reading