August 22, 2004

Toe problems

I stubbed my toe earlier today. Everyone accused me of hobbling round and making a big meal of it, but it’s bright purple now. I’m afraid that it’s going to turn black and drop off. I took a photo of … Continue reading

Pete
August 12, 2004

Other People’s Kinks

Despite the opinions of current and former colleagues, I am not the world’s most prudish woman. You know this; you’ve seen my shoes. I would like to think of myself as an open-minded and tolerant kind of person, but frankly, … Continue reading

Karen
July 30, 2004

Come one, come all. Hell, just come.

Welcome one and all to the cocktail enjoyment process. First, may I begin by saying that I’ve been on holiday to Brighton today, and none of you have. Hah. I shall now dispense the beveragatude as rapidly as possible, before … Continue reading

Pete
July 23, 2004

Cockroach Hour

And here I am, for the second week running, serving drinks to the masses. And this week, as a special treat, the drinkies will have extra, exciting, added ingredients. Yum, I hear you cry. We’ll see about that. I have … Continue reading

Karen