I stubbed my toe earlier today. Everyone accused me of hobbling round and making a big meal of it, but it’s bright purple now. I’m afraid that it’s going to turn black and drop off. I took a photo of … Continue reading →

Despite the opinions of current and former colleagues, I am not the world’s most prudish woman. You know this; you’ve seen my shoes. I would like to think of myself as an open-minded and tolerant kind of person, but frankly, … Continue reading →

Welcome one and all to the cocktail enjoyment process. First, may I begin by saying that I’ve been on holiday to Brighton today, and none of you have. Hah. I shall now dispense the beveragatude as rapidly as possible, before … Continue reading →

And here I am, for the second week running, serving drinks to the masses. And this week, as a special treat, the drinkies will have extra, exciting, added ingredients. Yum, I hear you cry. We’ll see about that. I have … Continue reading →

Thunderbugs are apparently also known as thrips. Their primary characteristic is that they get on your chips when you’re by the seaside. They appear in hot weather, tiny and black like a plague of grocers apostophe’s [sic]. I haven’t seen … Continue reading →

Carpentry in the rain.
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