Actually, the most revealing thing about this week’s "kink" theme at Uborka has been the number of regular contributors who have said nothing and have kept very, very, very quiet in the corner. Look, we are all amongst friends here…. … Continue reading →

With this week’s Uborka Artist in Residence, Ray Davies. Dirty old river, must you keep rolling Flowing into the night People so busy, makes me feel dizzy Taxi light shines so bright But I don’t need no friends As long … Continue reading →

Oh, Doctor Pockless! Doctor Pockless! I see your Lola and your Dedicated Follower of Fashion, and raise you Waterloo Sunset – not only the greatest Ray Davies song, but simply one of the greatest songs ever. Of course, I would … Continue reading →

With this week’s Uborka Artist in Residence, Ray Davies. They seek him here, they seek him there, His clothes are loud, but never square. It will make or break him so he’s got to buy the best, ’cause he’s a … Continue reading →

I want a threesome. Men need not apply

If you look at my nose in profile, it has a kink in it. Like, it starts at a nice, level decline, and then about halfway through, jerks off at a 45-degree angle. As a small child, I remember hating … Continue reading →

In this week’s Doctor Pockless’ Poetry Masterclass I’ll be in conversation with Ray Davies. We’ll be looking at the extracts from some of his most famous works and asking if Mr. Davies ought to have been made poet laureate or … Continue reading →

Right, kink it is. A theme almost designed for me. On a site my mom doesn’t read. Hopefully. I want to leap straight in with porn. Or more to the point a complaint about porn. As a young lad, porn … Continue reading →