June 17, 2013

Scandal

The grown ups in this house love a bit of Scandi-drama. We are currently addicted to Borgen and Arne Dahl, and if we’re ever rich enough to go to Sweden or Denmark, we will certainly be well-equipped with the words please, thank you, and you have the right to remain silent.

Meanwhile, at Bernard’s bedtime, we’ve been investigating the frankly surreal world of scandinavian children’s literature. As a child I read all the Mrs Pepperpot books, by Alf Prøysen ((that O is supposed to have a line through it. CBA)). Mrs Pepperpot is an elderly Norwegian housewife suffering from a peculiar tendency to shrink at inopportune moments. If you have ever been unlucky enough to catch cbeebies’ Grandpa In My Pocket, you’ll know the sort of thing. Unlike the awful miniature James Bolam, Mrs Pepperpot is quite cute, and only uses her powers of good, apart from when blackmailing her husband to buy her things, or else she’ll tell everyone about the shrinking. Shrinking invests her with the power to talk to animals, with the odd limitation that she is unable to speak Italian to her Italian Leghorn hen.

Also set in the world of people, and again with some bending of reality, Pippi Longstocking is a Swedish character who has recently been re-illustrated by Lauren ‘Charlie and Lola’ Child. Pippi is a bit of a superhero, clearly on the autistic spectrum, and for some reason lives alone in a big house with a lot of money. Bernard’s favourite chapter was the one where she beats up the burglars and makes them dance with her; and this is where we got the endearment ‘Sugar Pig’ from. He hates to be called Sugar Pig. Pippi has few social graces but is stronger than an ox. What are we to take from this? It’s certainly a damn sight better than Horrid Henry.

And now for the completely surreal: The Moomins. Finnish author Tove Jansson has created a world of very weird creatures and strange weather phenomena. Reading this by torchlight in a tent last summer, we met the Moomin family, the Snork and the Snorkmaiden, the miserable stamp-collecting Hemulen, Sniff, Snufkin and the Hattifatteners, amongst a whole cast of nutty little people that makes In The Night Garden seem completely sober. Bernard was much taken by Moominland (and a little bit entranced by the Snorkmaiden), and laughed himself silly at the spoonerising Thingummy and Bob:

“Milly old souse yourself!” retorted Thingummy and Bob. […]

“Oh. So they’re foreigners,” thought Sniff. “I’d better fetch Moominmamma.”

For all the weirdness, the Moomin stories are beautiful, they’re a big loving family of disparate unrelated oddballs, experiencing such strange events as their house turning into a jungle, saving the world from a comet, and having lovely parties in Moomin Valley. And unlike the daft old shrinking lady, and the mischievous uneducated little girl, there is something totally down to earth and human about the random population of these books.

Karen
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  • Pete's getting jealous, mind you. Fixing the html was his chat up line. - Karen
  • Yup. I know, I'm a pedantic picky sod, but sometimes that has useful outcomes. - Lyle
  • Do we just get the best bits of Swedish children's literature or is it all that good? I lo... - Pigwotflies
  • Did you fix the hyperlink that failed to include the L of "Arne Dahl"? - Karen
  • Up to you. I shall not use the powers for Bad (other than the odd 'Heh' comment when I see... - lyle
June 14, 2013

Damp Cocktails

The whole reason last summer was so wet in the UK was that we were doing a lot of camping. We shivered at Corfe Castle at the beginning of May, had damp hangovers with the Gammidgys on a lovely organic farm, experienced a surprising amount of sunshine in Wales, and then virtually contracted trench foot in Blackpool and the Lake District. It took over a week for the tent to dry out before we finally put it away at the end of the summer. Who knows what we will find when we arrive at our campsite at 8 o’clock tonight.

I’m inclined to offer everyone a hot chocolate with spiced rum, having been round Waitrose picking up supplies this afternoon with  Gammidgy Susan’s suggestion hanging above me like a cloud of realism: if it’s cold, bring hot drinks. I didn’t buy anything practical, but we can now have coffee, porridge, and plenty of booze. The four kids can fend for themselves.

Imagine, if you will, a cosy, wooded campsite with just enough space for the Uborka party. Lyle has one of those tiny one-person tents that folds up the size of a packet of biscuits, and his camping gear otherwise consists of a deckchair and a magic never-empty cocktail glass. Is that intense enough?

Clair, a practical sort, has an old-fashioned Girl Guides canvas tent, the sort that fits into two large heavy canvas bags, but never ever blows away in a storm. This is how she can get away with having such a small umbrella.

Lisa wouldn’t be seen dead camping, but can almost be persuaded out if you do all the hard work for her. She has a pre-pitched belltent (Lyle: “Heh, Belltent”) with futons and a wood-burning stove. Her chairs have roofs like the ones in The Apprentice this week, to keep the rain off; and her countless run-preventing offspring can join the throng of children climbing trees and falling in the pond.

Talking of people you can’t imagine camping, we have a purple and silver retro VW camper van for Mike (with a pup tent outside in case K gets too drunk and sweary, though I just can’t imagine it). All mod cons, but the biggest of those is the massive stereo with speakers on the roof. IT’S DISCO TIME!

Pete and I have put our time in a tent in already; we fancy one of those little log cabins with a verandah we can sit on, with blankets on our knees, and an electricity supply to keep the wine cool. Bernard can bunk in with the other children. In fact, let’s give them their own tent; I’m counting three Gammidgys, three of Lisa’s, Dr Pockless’ little ‘un (cutest baby ever, I tell you), and ours. They won’t be needing us.

Asta has a cool inflatable igloo, which of course is totally waterproof, if alarmingly see-through. That’s why she’s doing all the chores.

What could be better for Dr & Mrs Pockless than a circus tent? A small one, obviously, but round and stripey all the same. With a copious supply of orange juice and a Happy Birthday to Mrs P.

And finally, Stuart, if you’re going to wake up anywhere, it should be in a tree.

So get the campfire lit, people, we’ll be singing a rousing chorus of Kum Ba Ya later on, accompanied by Pete on his guitar and the children on various pots and pans. What better way to spend a drizzly grey weekend?

 

Karen
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  • I like that tree tent. Seems like a good way of keeping the bears out of the breakfast bac... - Stuart B
  • 'tis Fixed. (Plus an additional comment, because I couldn't resist) - lyle
  • For the record, asta, never ever goes camping. Never. Not even if you offer a see-though i... - asta
  • See if that's done it. - Karen
  • If you give me permissions, I'll edit that lot so it works... - lyle

Bar’s Open

This weekend, we are going camping for the first time this year. Therefore, it will rain. Please place your drinks order and weather forecast here.

Karen
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  • Last night a barmaid tried to talk me into having a beer brewed with tomato, parmesan and ... - Stuart B
  • Mrs. Doctor Pockless' birthday tomorrow, so I'll have what she's having. Unfortunately for... - Doctor Pockless
  • I'll be in the garden catching up on all the chores this and last week's rain scuppered. ... - asta
  • Since it will be sunny and hot and lovely, I’ll have a glass of white wine and an extra ... - Pete
  • As I'm seeing Chic tonight, I'd like a Disco Fizz please: http://www.in-the-spirit.co.uk/c... - mike
June 13, 2013

Watching: Game of Thrones

For no other program do I so greatly anticipate each new episode as I do Game of Thrones. For those unfamiliar with the series, it is the TVification of George R R Martin’s A Song of Ice And Fire series of novels, with each fairly-chunky book being massaged into 10 hour-long episodes.

The novels cover the fictional world of Westeros (clearly based on medieval England) and has two main plots – the first covers the various factions fighting for supreme leadership of the country, and the second covers the impending long winter and the perils that it will bring. Within these plots we follow the personal tales of many, many characters, from the royalty to the prostitutes. It gets incredibly complex at times, trying to remember all the various names, faces and events, especially as there is a whole heap of history that predates the period covered in the books/TV series, which you are expected to memorise.

It’s intensely rewarding watching though, partly because there are frequent untelegraphed plot twists which leave you reeling. No character is immune, not even your favourite, and I fully expect the whole shebang to finish with a solitary unnamed farmhand stood over a continent of corpses, King of Westeros by dint of being the last man standing, before a tree falls on him and kills him.

There was some criticism about the frequent, gratuitous nudity in early series, so this has been reigned in a bit. Which is a shame. However, every now and then you get an episode that’s positively brimming with boobs and cocks and arses, so consistency clearly isn’t the goal here.

Thanks to the huge number of characters, there are a wide variety of themes running throughout. Some people are at war, some are playing the political game, some are out for revenge, some are just trying to look after their family. Some are spoiled, some are poor, some are free, some are captive, some are learning to be brave, some are learning to be humble. This is a program that would be quite difficult to jump into halfway through.

One of the main challenges with Game of Thrones in the UK is getting hold of it legitimately. If you have Sky Atlantic, then you can watch it the day after it is broadcast in the US, otherwise you have to wait for the DVD release. And then, of course, there’s always the other way.

Pete
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  • It's brilliant. I am resisting Krissa's constant urging to read the books, however. Mr. R.... - Stuart B
  • I agree: it is quite the best thing since the Killing. We have the whole of season 3 saved... - Lisa
  • I particularly enjoyed this analysis of the accents in GoT: http://gawker.com/what-is-goin... - Karen
June 12, 2013

Uborka Running Club update #2

How are you all doing this week? It’s been getting warmer and this is the time of year I was really looking forward to running in, especially with trips away and the opportunity to run through forests and on beaches. It all sounds so idyllic. In fact my sprain is retreating fast, still a bit sore but now I can walk easily and hope to be running soon.

So, who’s actually running? Here are your questions:

  • What progress have you made in the last fortnight?
  • Are you planning to run anywhere nice over the summer?
  • Why are you doing this? – training for a specific event, just to get fit, or something else?
Karen
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  • Well done Clair! Well done everyone. This is working out very well. - Stuart B
  • Well done all - Tom
  • Well done you, that's the first long run and it feels amazing to complete it! - Karen
  • I just need to bounce in very briefly to say that I completed my week 5 run 3 this morning... - Clair
  • Yeah, the sprain. If I'd written the above post this morning it would have sounded more pe... - Karen
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  • I bought my first CD player (a small all-in-one with a tapedeck) with money earned from wo... - Stuart
  • How could we even *see* that telly? - Karen
  • Yep, that's the one. Motorised top, twin cassette (motorised tops), CD (motorised tray) an... - Lyle
  • My sister had (has?) the cobra top with the motorised lid. Hells did I covet that. - Pete
  • My old Panasonic "Cobra top" Ghetto Blaster died (at long last) a couple of years back. It... - Lyle

Where are they now? An interview with Hydragenic

402645_211953572231411_1548112870_nAre you living in the same place as in 2004/05?

Still London. Back then I lived in its south-eastern suburbs, whereas currently I’m north of the river and more central. I’m enjoying this immersive experience of the capital, after 19 years of commuter and pseudo-commuter life.

Would we recognise you if we passed you in the street?

Crows have wandered across my face, adding footnotes to my story. Some days I barely recognise my own reflection, with a greater number of “Who’s that old bloke?” moments each year. In general: yes, probably.

What do you think is the best/most important new technology/online thingy to have appeared in recent years?

This is probably stretching the definition of “recent” beyond the limits implied by the question, but I feel I should avoid citing smartphones once more, purely for the sake of variety. So, a broader view: the internet.

We’ve witnessed and participated in a phase of history arguably as fascinating, disruptive and significant as the Industrial Revolution. May you live in interesting times, as the purported (and quite probably apocryphal) Chinese curse goes.

We all had a blog back then. Do you still have one, or are you mainly present somewhere else?

Hydragenic petered out towards the end of 2010. I rebooted it earlier this year, after finding myself writing an increasing number of wordy Facebook status updates that didn’t seem to ‘sit’ well in that environment.

I’ve been elsewhere too, both then and now, alongside the inevitable social media presences. A mixture of copy-writing, ghost-writing, anonymous, pseudonymous and credited involvement in a variety of creative and work-related projects.

What achievement of the last 7 years would you most like to celebrate here?

Leaving my full-time job of sixteen years in 2006. It had become a comfort zone that was no longer comfortable. I’ve since done things that I neither could nor would have done previously, both professionally and personally.

This itchy period is best described as my mid-life crisis. I’m fine with that. Forget the English-speaking world’s typically alarmist, risk-averse implementation of the word; its Greek roots can simply mean “decision” or “turning point”.

Vaughan wanted us to ask you a few questions, and I hope he won’t mind that I have edited them slightly for the sake of brevity…

What kind of blogger (if any) did you think you were back then? And what about now?

I started blogging in earnest in 2002, with no particular aim other than addressing an insistently emerging need for some form of self-expression to counter-balance an increasing sense of personal unease and global unrest.

I’ve written about whatever I’ve felt it necessary to explore at the time. It has often been an exercise in self-discovery, frequently highlighting that the “Who am I?” question tends to breed only further questions.

Why do you keep disappearing? Is it do with your how your life is at that moment, or just because you haven’t found entirely the right medium for sharing your thoughts online?

I experiment with different outlets. There’s rarely a plan; stuff will out, wherever and whenever it needs to. There are also periods when I feel I’ve placed enough narratives and images into the world for a while.

From my perspective, of course, it’s not disappearance; simply an ongoing pattern of occasional shifts of focus towards different areas. It’s like an endlessly morphing Euler diagram. Trying to stage-manage it would be exhausting, so I don’t.

Has the easy availability of just about any music lessened its value for you?

Music seems as valuable as it ever was. Where forms of art are concerned, nothing moves me more, except occasionally the written word. However, I definitely listen to less music these days, since it’s always “on tap”.

I take it for granted, like the easy availability of clean, piped drinking water. That doesn’t mean I value it less. Like many others, I appear to grow carefree and careless; however, the fact remains that I still care.

Is there just too much music out there now?

I’ve floated this heretical thought myself, several times in recent years; its opposite too. The mixed blessing of increasing choice often encourages you to examine and to re-define how you relate to previously ‘scarcer’ phenomena.

I don’t think quantity is specifically a problem. The issue is more about how you address overload and fragmentation, particularly online. In my case, this has helped me to consider more precisely what I ‘want’ from music.

How many bands/artists would you say you get really excited about in an average year?

A decreasing number, since I reined in the insatiable yet largely disposable nature of my music habits. (Disclaimer: I wouldn’t recognise an “average year” if it slapped me across the face with a slab of 220 gram vinyl.)

Single digits, recently. Generally friends’ projects, rather than new music purely for novelty’s sake. It’s a different starting point – and level of engagement – when it springs from the basis of an existing relationship.

Who would you like us to interview next, and what shall we ask them?

@goldfinsch, possibly formerly better known to many ‘Class Of 2004/05’ UK bloggers as qB of frizzyLogic. I’d like to hear her thoughts on: 1) pseudonyms and alter egos; 2) words versus pictures; 3) whither personal blogging?

Two of these are not direct questions; all three are admittedly very open-ended. They’re areas that we have debated regularly over the years. I’d be fascinated to see her sum up her current feelings in a mid-2013 snapshot.

Karen
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  • Glad you enjoyed it, Stuart. I kept my music responses deliberately brief, figuring I coul... - Stuart H
  • Thanks for doing the interview, Stuart! I enjoyed the read. I am following suit on the ini... - Stuart B
  • Regents Park at 3am in November is definitely not at room temperature! Although the police... - Stuart H
  • Surely a mercurial Hg would be liquid at room temperature, and thus unable to be disposed ... - Pete
  • Thanks for the kind comments. I don't know what more to add at the moment. Unused to havin... - Stuart H
June 10, 2013

Uborka’s Got Style: Developing a positive body image

Pixeldiva asks, “how does one develop a positive body image, when one knows that ones actual body isn’t as healthy as it should be, but one does not have the time or energy to make the necessary steps to get it to a reasonable state of health (not perfection) any time soon?”

A very good question indeed. Wish I had the time to do this one justice! First things first, time and energy isn’t as much of an issue as you may at first think because positive body image is all in the mind. You have to get to that point where you love what you have. It’s not necessary to look in the mirror every day and think about how much you like what you see, but you should be able to pull a fierce facial expression and just say “fuck it” rather than spend your life stressing about your body. OK, so that involves emotional energy, but there are a few simple ways to get started.

Surround yourself with positivity – Look for good role models. Follow fantastic people like Natasha Devon, Bethany Rutter and Georgina Horne on Twitter. Find some body positive blogs and be inspired by the confidence of the writers and those who comment. Unfollow people who tweet body snark or constant diet/weight updates… or call them on it.

Ignore size labels – Well, use them as a guideline for finding something that fits, but don’t get hung up on the number itself. Cut the labels out, if it helps. View your clothes as something that should fit comfortably and make you feel fabulous. Check out my blog post from 2011 on why size is just a number. Organise a clothes swap to get rid of stuff that no longer fits.

Find your look and rock it – Is bright pink lipstick your thing? Do you adore polkadots? Do you have an obsession with neon Nikes? Whatever you love to wear, get some more of it. Make it ‘your thing’ and it’ll be able to cheer you up on a regular basis rather than once in a while. Life’s too short to save the fun clothes for best.

Exchange compliments with friends – If you need a bit of a boost, dish out compliments and you’ll, inevitably get some back. Just giving them can make you feel fantastic, but creating a little mutual appreciation society can sometimes be just what you need on a bad day. Just let me know if I can help with that one.

Lori Smith
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  • [...] was asked recently about how to develop a positive body image. The biggest problem w... - Feminism Friday: Your body, your happiness - Rarely Wears Lipstick
  • Meant to post this last week, but body positive men to "inspire" me? - Gordon
  • Yes, that's a brilliant (and very important) addition. Thanks :-) - Lori Smith
  • "because positive body image is all in the mind. You have to get to that point where you l... - Blue Witch
  • Sevitz! Unfollow people who tweet body snark or constant diet/weight updates… or call th... - Karen