June 7, 2013

Uborka’s Got Style: Question #4 for Mike TD

Karen asked:

My boyfriend is completely contrary-minded. How do I mend him?

Speaking as the Aquarius partner of a Gemini, I can honestly say the contrariness is part of the very DNA of our relationship. If we’re going out, he wants to stay in. If we’re about to book a holiday in the Far East, he wants to go to Central America. If the cottage garden is looking nice, he wants giant rhododendrons.

(Aside: I once caught him staring out of the window at the spring blooms. “Sweary Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?”, I quipped. Oh, how we laughed.)

Contrariness cannot, and should not, be mended. It is the sign of a lively, enquiring mind, unwilling to be boxed in, and perpetually ready to give full consideration to every option. It’s a beautiful thing.

Embrace the contrariness, Karen! You have nothing to lose but your peace of mind!

Mike
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June 6, 2013

Uborka’s Got Style: Question #3 for Mike TD

Pete asked:

How would I go about getting a job as a chef for F1 racing drivers?

Heavens to Betsy, now you’re stretching me. But I am a determined and resourceful lifestyle consultant, who takes his duties seriously, and who can ping a mean search request into the bargain.

First of all, you would need to think about the kind of food that Formula One drivers eat before racing. According to F1 journalist James Allen, who has written at some length on the subject, fish and chicken are the staple ingredients, while dairy products and overly sugary dishes are to be avoided. Pasta is recommended, but only if served without tomato sauce, “as the after-taste becomes metallic and very unpleasant when racing“. Sushi is a popular choice, as is “carpaccio of salmon trout, followed by a short-braised fish dish“.

Next, you’ll need to build up a decent – indeed, an exceptional – CV. The current Head Chef of the Lotus F1 team previously worked at high-end London restaurants, including unpaid work at Gordon Ramsey’s three-starred gaff, which led to a full-time position. Be prepared to work tough gigs, in preparation for an equally tough job; in this guy’s case, this involves cooking three meals a day for 45 engineers, seven days a week, in a team of just two. You will also need to design and prepare regular five-course tasting menus, served to guests, VIPs and even heads of state, as often as three times a week. Your working day will start at 6am, and it will end at 10pm. Oh, and don’t expect a hefty remuneration package, either; average catering salaries are around the £20,000 mark, although it’s reasonable to expect that F1 types can afford to pay higher.

Still keen? What, really? OK, here’s a job. You’ll be based at Burghley House in Stamford, which is a rather sweet little town in Lincolnshire. The duties don’t sound too specialised, so this could make an ideal entry-level position. Then, who knows, you could soon be making headlines in regional newspapers in Cornwall!

Mike
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Uborka’s Got Style: Advice for a one track mind

Sarah says, “All I talk about is my cat, please help.”

Congratulations! The first step towards recovery is admitting that you have a problem. You’ve clearly realised that other people might not share the same obsessive interest in your feline companion, so all you need to do is work out how to ensure that kitty isn’t always top of the list when you’re chatting to friends. Remember that talking endlessly about a single topic is something that happens to other people as well – new parents, folk with tremendously exciting jobs, and those who love themselves a bit too much are all prone. If you can’t find a thrilling hobby, engrossing TV show or fascinating book to talk about in order to expand your repertoire, why not try asking the person you’re speaking to about them?

Ask how they are or what they’ve been up to. If they mention cats, they probably won’t mind you mentioning yours. If they don’t, steer clear of responding to stories about their kids with an enthusiastic “that reminds me of the time when my cat did something really hilarious!” Most parents don’t like it when you sound like you’re comparing their children to animals. You could perhaps get creative by referring to your cat by name alone in the hope that people will think you’re talking about a friend or a partner (that only works if your cat has a human name), or by changing its name with each new story so that people think you’re talking about different friends… or cats. If all else fails, you could go a bit Mrs Slocombe and start referring to your cat as “my pussy.” Not only will it liven up the conversation, but you’ll also have the satisfaction of knowing that you’ve made the joke before Lyle does.

Lori Smith
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June 5, 2013

Uborka’s Got Style: Question #2 for K

American Deb asked:

While lovingly polishing your modern ceramics, may I suggest you clean your mouth out as well? Perhaps with a bit of Mr Sheen? Language, darling! My question: please give me a three course summer meal which won’t take up too much time and impress my guests. Being able to cook it on a bbq would be a plus. Suggestions for a summery cocktail to kick off with and something to sip at the end also appreciated. As well as any hangover cures with that you can back up with science. Finally, while we are at it, how does one look stylish yet keep warm when sitting outside during British summertime? I anxiously await your reply.

Hello Debbie,

Does Mr Sheen come in industrial extra strength? It would be the only product to clean up my smut!

Here are three really quick, easy summer dishes which provide plenty of time to get thoroughly pissed:
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K

Uborka’s Got Style: Question #2 for Mike TD

David asked for:

Your views on the resurgence of vinyl vs mp3 culture, please.

It’s both curious and challenging that you’ve limited the question to vinyl versus MP3, David. To illustrate the challenge, these are my primary modes of listening, in descending order of frequency.

1. Streaming. Mostly Spotify, then Soundcloud, then YouTube, then Bandcamp.

2. CD. Usually bought from a bricks-and-mortar shop, which means Fopp in Nottingham.

3. MP3. I’m not a big iTunes or Bandcamp buyer, and I only rip CDs when they’re not already on Spotify. I also stopped illegally downloading a long time ago.

4. Vinyl. There’s been a recent upsurge, as vinyl is in plentiful supply at our local independent, and as many Nottingham acts are now opting for vinyl over CD.

So, you’re basically asking me to compare and contrast my third and fourth choices. Hmm, OK then.

Vinyl
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June 4, 2013

Uborka’s Got Style: Make up advice for rosacea

Karen has asked me for foundation recommendations (specifically for skin affected by rosacea), and whether I would recommend using a brush or sponge to apply it.

Liz Earle are a great option for sensitive skin as they use minerals rather than chemicals. They produce a tinted moisturiser, liquid foundation and a powder foundation in a number of shades, but I suspect the liquid foundation would be your best option for good coverage. They also sell foundation brushes, which is a good way to apply foundation without getting your fingers on your sensitive face. Liz Earle have a page about rosacea on their website – sadly only with skincare and not make up advice though – and have very helpful advisers at their counters in John Lewis. If you can’t get to one, or the one near you doesn’t stock the full make up range, you can contact their team of advisers via telephone or email instead.

Another brand famous for catering to sensitive skin is Clinique. They sell a redness solutions cleanser, foundation and mineral powder. I’d recommend booking a free make up consultation at one of their counters as then you’ll get to try the products and see if they do indeed work on your skin before you part with your cash. I’ve also heard good things about Elemental Beauty’s mineral foundations. They have sample sizes on their website so you can try before you splash out, meaning you can check how it reacts to your skin as well as exploring their range of shades.

Personally, I use No7 Stay Perfect foundation and, when needed, Benefit’s Erase Paste (which is the concealer I described as being “like photoshop for your actual face”), although I don’t know if either product would be useful for your skin condition. Both were purchased after speaking to someone at the relevant counters in Boots, and trying the product out on my skin before committing to buy. I don’t yet have a foundation brush, but I should probably invest at some point as most experts seem to think this is the best application method. Hope that helps!

Lori Smith

Where are they now? An interview with Vaughan

Are you living in the same place as in 2004/05?

No and yes. I’m not in the same place I was in 2004, but in June 2005 I moved from Ealing to south of the river – the non-Nappy Valley part of Clapham, to be  imprecise – which is where I’ve remained ever since. Five floors up in my rather pokey, down-at-heel, draughty, noisy flat, housed in a block that probably looked rather imposing in its art deco heyday but is now falling to bits, and rather dependent on a 76-year old lift to get to the ground floor.
 
I’m also still renting rather than on the housing ladder (for reasons of family strife that are far too exasperating to detail here), which I find interesting considering that the vagaries of the UK property market used to be a favourite gripe of mine even in 2004/05. At my age I think it’s likely that I’m going to end up being a lifelong tenant – a fact I find ever more annoying.
 
Every now and then I do ponder moving, but various commitments keep me here right now. Oddly, despite living in London for the past 24 years on and off, after growing up in the same small rural town for the first 18 years of my life, I still don’t feel ‘at home’ here. It’s a place to live, rather than a city for which I retain any great affection.

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