September 6, 2005

Walk All Night

Uborka prefers not to rattle a collecting tin at its readership, however it seems important to me to sponsor Pix on her 17 mile walk around London for the Metro Life Hike, in aid of Maggie’s Centres, which help people with cancer to be as healthy in mind and body as possible and enable them to make their own contribution to their medical treatment and recovery.

This is not because my life has been touched by cancer; so far I’ve been lucky enough only to lose people to heart attacks and alzheimers. It’s because I know the state of Pix’s legs, and if she’s determined to do this, then it must be pretty damned important to her.

She has to raise £250. Help her.

Karen
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  • You're so cute when you bicker like that. - Adrian
  • Libellous! - Pete
  • Perhaps husbands also make their wives. They fall in love with someone who always wears ma... - Karen
  • I know, I know. I'm just feeling very sensitive. I think I'm manstruating. - Pete
  • The book wasn't about you. - Karen
September 3, 2005

Three more books

38. Midnight’s Children, by Salman Rushdie
This is the most densely verbose, intricate and complex book I have read by that most densely verbose, intricate and complex author, Salman Rushdie. I first read it ten years ago on a crap holiday in Portugal, and it was the sole redeeming feature of the entire week, which gave it automatic status as my favourite book ever. I admit now that this was something of an over-reaction, but also acknowledge what I have recently learned, which is that I am no longer wowed by things that are not new. It’s still a good solid book.
In the story, two children who are born at the midnight moment that India becomes an independent nation, are swapped at birth; what follows is a mystical exploration of nature versus nurture, animated by characters with special powers, magic and miracles, deformity and cucumbers. Oh yes, this is a book in which the uborka has a special place.
4/5

Continue reading

Karen
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  • Greatest love hath no woman. Kiss my superlative. - Pete
  • Greater love hath no woman. - Destructor
  • Great love hath no woman. - Destructor
  • I'd do anything for Pete; even deface a book. - Karen
  • I love Midnight's Children! Great book. I'm loving that you tore the book in half to share... - Destructor
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  • I consider it the Queen's duty to drink Gin & Tonic. What else is she good for? - Doctor Pockless
  • No! She's on duty - that's water. - Karen
  • Is that a Gin & Tonic in her hand? - occasional ade
  • You bastard, you made me have a dream about this last night. I can't remember much except ... - Dr Sloan
September 2, 2005

Katrina

I’ve been watching the news coming out of New Orleans with horror, especially the now-world-famous Interdictor, whom you have no doubt heard of.
So many things about these events are just plain wrong. The fact that there was insufficient funding to properly protect the city from flooding (some are arguing this is a direct consequence of the Iraq war, but there’s no point banging on about it at this stage – there’s plenty of time for impeaching Bush later on). The fact that this crisis has been predicted for a long time (not a matter of if, but when). The fact that people are turning against eachother like barbarians. The fact that so many people chose not to leave the city because they had nowhere to stay, no money saved up, no insurance to compensate them when all their worldly possessions are taken by looters.
It’s a nightmare, and I sincerely mean it when I say that my thoughts are with the poor innocent people who have been affected by this, and are trying to maintain their dignity and help others, whilst around them civilisation crumbles. I’m not a religious man, so all I can do is be hopeful.
I hope for the restoration of sanity and order. I hope that those who are trying to deal with this without resorting to barbaric actions can maintain their spirits. And I hope that those who have descended to riot, murder, rape and violence will forever be haunted by guilt for their actions.

Pete
September 1, 2005

Board Meeting at AOL

Boss: We’re here today to discuss how we can destroy Google. To do that, we need to be more like them. People, start giving me ideas.
Some guy: Well, Google’s motto is “Do no evil.”
Boss: That’s clearly not practical. Anyone else?
Some other guy: They have elegant, simple interfaces and good employee working conditions.
Boss: Hmmmm, I’m not feeling it yet.
Guy #3: (stifling a snigger) They release stuff to the public and keep calling it “beta” for over two years.
Boss: YES! That’s it! It’s edgy, it’s informal, it’s what we’re looking for. You, sir, are getting a payrise.
Guy #3: Fuck yeah!
Boss: …though it’s still less than the rate of inflation.
Guy #3: Grumble.

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Pete

MyBookMyBook

A friend of the Doctor recently acquainted me with MyBookYourBook.

This is a book exchange service, whereby you pay a fee, and offer ten of your own books to the pool. You can then choose up to five books per month, and to get hold of one of these, you have to send an SAE to the person currently holding that book. Books offered must be deemed suitable according to the terms and conditions, and padded envelopes can be ordered from the website, again for a fee.

The flaws?
Obviously it’s a business, hence the fee; but this could easily be done on a non-profit basis. At least it is less haphazard than book-crossing, which has always appealed to me, although I’ve never done anything about it.

On top of the fee, you have to provide the SAE every time you require a book – so that’s £2 per book. If you regularly buy your books in charity shops, you are already contributing to a book-recycling scheme, for a lower price AND for charity.

So far the list of books is not that great. Of course if it takes off, it will improve, but there’s no guarantee that the other book-offerers will be like-minded readers, and so the Rushdies and the de Berniereses may never appear on the list.

I tried to set up a book-swap scheme on Uborka, and only ever managed to get rid of one book: Room At The Top by John Braine, which Stuart kindly took off my hands in return for his copy of Vile Bodies, by Evelyn Waugh.

Karen
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  • (points at Karen) Her books. - Pete
  • I'll swap books with you, Pete. What ya got? - Destructor
  • I've signed up for MybookYourbook, just got the gubbins through for it last night, in fact... - Lyle
  • Hmmm so what you need is some sort of centrally "controlled" site where people can list th... - Gordon

A rather disturbing morning

I had an awful time of it this morning. Karen called me over to her computer to show me her latest blog post. As I sat down and started to read, I saw that it was quite long. I was a little occupied at the time, so I asked her if I could have a brief summary, but she was insistent that I read it all, there and then. At this point things went a bit strange.
I was suddenly aware that there were two girls sat next to me, and both of them were Karen. How odd, I thought, must be seeing double, so I moved my head a bit closer to her, and blinked and refocused and generally tried to straighten my eyes out. Both Karens disappeared, and didn’t come back.
At this point I panicked a bit, naturally. I stood up and called her name. I then started running round the house, alternating between calling “Karen!” and “I’m hallucinating!”
I eventually bumped into her coming out of the bathroom. Her face looked strange, kinda like she had a face mask on, but weirder than that. It was as if two separate and distinct faces were resolving themself together – clearly I was still hallucinating.
At the point at which she threw her arms around me, reality regained complete control, and I was sitting bolt upright in bed. Karen was holding me, sobbing uncontrollably. I looked around the bedroom, and established that everything looked right. My pulse rate started to return to normal. “It’s okay,” I told her, “it’s better now. We’re okay.”
Then I woke up. I was lying on my back in bed, Karen asleep next to me. She made a small whimper – had I been talking in my sleep? My brain ricocheted around in my head from the two successive impacts of reality, only two seconds apart. “Wow.” I whispered breathlessly.
Immediately the CD player whirred into life. It was 7:30.

Pete