• Comments: 8
  • Slowly, Gordon the big blue.. er.. lawnmower, edged away... - Gordon
  • "Does it come in pink?" - Graybo
  • Lawnmower Ladies are the new Biker Babes. - Adrian
  • Shocked by the sight of her father exposed by the fireplace, Muriel ran from the room scre... - Dave
  • Obscured to the left of the picture is the "Lawnmower saddle sniffing society" for pervy o... - D
  • Comments: 4
  • Stephen realized he had taken his low-carb diet too far. The pickles concurred. - Dan the Goose
  • Despite all the advice, Greta knew that the air balloon was a poor subsitute for a monocyc... - Mark
  • Shock! Fish knife considered poor for cutting cucumbers. - Adrian
  • Milton decided that the triple bypass surgery was the only option left to him. - D
  • Comments: 4
  • Despite a well aimed elbow, Ainsley was unable to keep Mark out of the picture. His friend... - Gordon
  • Mark's moment of fame was ruined by someone behind him taking a flash photograph and it re... - Stuart
  • New research from Aberdeen shows that contact lenses are possible fuel source (Reuters) - Doctor Pockless
  • Mark to Ainsley: "Dude, you got any more of them 'special' cookies?" - D
  • Comments: 5
  • "Crack open another tinny, Jess" - Mr.D.
  • An unexpected interuption to the eternal suffering of the stationmaster's soul (submitted ... - Doctor Pockless
  • Felix and Sylvester irritatedly pointed out to the photographer that their roof was neithe... - Mark
  • Cat's plot world domination as we knew they would all along. - Adrian
  • "I can smell your spicy brains" "miaow?" - D
  • Comments: 3
  • The huntsman's retreat as seen by a girl in her father's gloves - Doctor Pockless
  • Requiem for a hangover. - Adrian
  • Combination of alcohol and finger over lens destroys definitive world's best sunset pictur... - D
July 25, 2004

Hoopy Frood

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Has anyone seen where I left my pair of Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses?

D
  • Comments: 15
  • Does that make you a teddy bender? - Mark
  • Bite my shiny metal ass. - D
  • Although, I would offer this as evidence that D does resemble a teddy bear. A two-headed t... - Karen
  • ...if a little frightened. - Doctor Pockless
  • It's the mullet that scares me. And all hail the Uborka Administration who are wise. - Adrian
  • Comments: 9
  • Higgins was seized by a sudden desire to give all his worldy possessions to the poorhouse.... - Doctor Pockless
  • Karen was impressed with Pete's impromptu pie dentistry lesson, but wondered why she had t... - Mark
  • The everyday happenings of Pete and sometimes Pete's girlfriend Karen. - D
  • There are awards? - Adrian
  • Oh, Adrian. That one's not going to win any awards. - Pete
  • Comments: 8
  • The controversial fibreglass puffin was eventually torn down by local youths. - Doctor Pockless
  • Nutkin wondered why he was stuck with a triangle when all those bloody hamsters got wheels... - Mark
  • Conversely, that one should win an award, D. - Karen
  • Londonmark World Domination Secret Squirrel Army HQ Up Ahead. - D
  • A squirrel plays slap the monkey ... - Adrian