January 10, 2014

Birthday Advice Cocktails

Today is Lisa‘s 40th birthday (I’m allowed to divulge that information because she has already done so).

So today’s cocktails will be in honour of that. However, there’s a twist. Along with your toast, you must give her a handy piece of advice upon turning 40. However, there’s ANOTHER TWIST. Fucking twists everywhere today. The twist on the twist is that the advice must be from the perspective of a 16 year old, for whom turning 40 is something that happens to other people.

If you’re actually 16 or under, then you’re going to find this incredibly easy, and possibly a bit patronising. Sorry about that.

Pete
  • Comments: 17
  • Hot Ginger turned out not to be what I thought it would be in the last comment. - Adrian
  • Hot ginger and lemon tea please. My 16 year old self was pretty idealistic and romanti... - Pigwotflies
  • It's been a bear of a week. With apologies to Withnail, I would very much like your finest... - Krissa
  • I think my advice as a 16 year old would be "have another drink" So, let's have a second ... - Clair
  • Advice. I never paid it much attention, except the bit about sunscreen, and that has help... - asta
  • Comments: 4
  • Hobbiton was ruddy, sodding, marvellous! There was a thunder storm, hail & torrential ... - CatKnits
  • Yep. Hobbiton. Whevs. *keeeeens* - Krissa
  • Me either. Not a bit. - asta
  • It's ok, I'm not jealous. - graybo
January 9, 2014

Where Are You Now? Lisa, January

I am in Chester. My car is due its MOT and poking through the sales seems marginally preferable to sitting in the Kwikfit waiting room. It is the last day of my thirties <doomy music> and I am hoping to find something to wear to my party that makes me look a. slim (tricky, this close to Christmas) and b. young (tricky, see above). The sales are full of tat and I am exacting, as while it must fulfil criteria a and b, it must not look as though it is trying to – nothing that screams “skimming over problem areas” thankyouverymuch. Continue reading

Lisa
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  • I would like to go to Blythe house one day, it always sounds very interesting. (As doe... - Clair
  • That sounds like such an interesting day, Thanks for the cyberman! - Karen

Where are you now? Clair, January

I am on a bus.

On a bus

I spend a lot of time on buses. For various reasons (mostly financial) I get buses to work rather than the faster train journey. It’s three buses each way, one very short, one reasonably short, and then the long one which I’m on from the very beginning to one stop from the end. On a good day this means spending about 3.5 hours on the bus, on a less good day, closer to 4.5 or even 5. Although this means less sleep, and less free time, it has its up sides: I always get a seat (very unlike the train), I get through a lot of books and/or podcasts, when I get to work from home it practically feels like the weekend.

But when I day dream about promotions, one of the first things on my list is a train ticket.

Clair
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  • I'm gathering evidence at the moment as to how many people in the office would use travel ... - Clair
  • I just implemented train loans at my company. Someone suggested it, and it affects cash fl... - Sevitz
  • I commuted to London from Leamington Spa for about 18 months before, so I'm used to long j... - Clair
  • The trains on my route don't have tables at peak times, so I wouldn't benefit from that ev... - Clair
  • I quite like a bus. But ours takes 20 minutes into town, 5 hours is really something! - Lisa
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  • Yeah, just behind the eggs, you can see they're still flogging off Christmas tat in the sa... - Lyle
  • Wow. I feel churlish now for complaining about the Valentine's Day Chocolate boxes stacked... - asta
  • Comments: 6
  • What song were they singeing? - Lyle
  • @Asta, I call this stage "before we know how much it will cost" stage. Reality like winter... - Adrian
  • Nope, wasn't going to say it - after all, you've shaved sometime in the last fortnight or ... - Lyle
  • This is the exciting stage. Savour it. - asta
  • Setting my stopwatch for how long till I get the Lyle "tramp" comment. - Adrian
January 7, 2014

Where Are You Now? asta, January

Feeling Nebraska-ish

Feeling Nebraska-ish

The blues usually hit me in February, but winter weather came early and so I am ahead of schedule.
One of my knees has been waiting for surgery since last year. Three-month wait to see specialist, then told during appointment that it would be at least six months to get the operation. Now,at the seven month mark, I call his office to see what’s what.
“Oh you’re down for a reminder call in June”
WTF?
D and I are out grabbing a few groceries– it’s too cold for much else. I turn and see the baby ski hill. Not a chance. My life is on hold. I’m furious.

asta
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  • Urgh. Hope you get some knee relief soon. (Gorgeous photo!) - Clair
  • Because I have spent a small fortune on physio and other treatments, I am at least minimal... - asta
  • Oh that really sucks, why are they being so ridiculous about it? - Karen