June 13, 2014
Bar’s Open
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As everyone knows, insects will be our main source of protein in 50 years. Snappy’s already started. Pint of beetles, anyone?
Category Archives: Goo
June 11, 2014
Just a normal weekday morning
4.30am The birds start to sing. I reach for my eyemask and wish I had earplugs too. At some point, Pete shoos the cat off the windowsill where she is taunting a cackling magpie. 6.00am I notice that our bedroom … Continue reading
June 6, 2014
Bar’s Open
This weekend we’re going to a food festival, so today it’s food festival cocktails. What stall would you run at the Uborka! Festival of Food? I’m going to have a bread stall, and drink Pimms until I’m too drunk to … Continue reading
May 23, 2014
Bar’s Open
It’s the start of half term and we’re heading Up North, where it is grim. What should we take with us to protect us from deep snows and wildlings? And what will you soft southern jessies be drinking while you … Continue reading
May 18, 2014
Show us your #shelfie
May 9, 2014
Bar’s Open
We are having a smart early-summer barbecue, or Garden Party if you will. It’s May so the weather isn’t guaranteed, which is a euphemism for “it looks nice now but it’s going to piss it down later.” What are you … Continue reading
May 2, 2014
Unsavoury Marys
Rather than write a traditional cocktail post, I thought I would share with you the Comment That WordPress Wouldn’t Allow, from the man himself, Doctor Pockless: If an alcohol free mojito is a nojito (which it isn’t) then once rum … Continue reading
Bar’s Open
I am writing and scheduling this post from a small exclusive party at the Castle Pockless, which is almost entirely devoid of furniture. The good doctor’s worldly goods have mostly been sent abroad on his foreign travels, and the man … Continue reading