This is a photograph taken through the front and back windows of a tiny house, recreated at Basingstoke Milestones Museum. I am standing on the recreated footpath and Pete and Bernard are in the recreated back yard. Shortly after the … Continue reading
Just the usual stalwart boozers at the bar today, imaginary friends, weird cousins and an actual brother. But haven’t you brought lovely presents? Who wouldn’t like books and pencils? Or pens, they would be nice too. Or more books. Or … Continue reading
Some actual people have actual birthdays today. I’m not going to mention them because some people are private about these things, but said people can have free cake if they want to drop in for a cocktail this afternoon. Everyone … Continue reading
LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED WITH A BANG! LYLE IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE, LIGHT THE FIREWORKS oooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaah LOVELY STUFF. AND NOW A ROUSING CHORUS WITH THAT GONG, IF YOU WILL.
It’s been a quiet week; let’s make a noise. Order your drink very loudly, and tell us what sort of noise you are going to make.
Three weeks ago I was diagnosed as having Asperger’s Syndrome or, more pedantically, an Autism Spectrum Condition as Asperger’s itself is no longer an official term. I still don’t really know how to feel about it: bemused at the turn … Continue reading
In shock news, nobody wants to come to a meeting! A few courageous souls have shown their faces but it’s clear that no-one is paying attention. I could play the trump card but that’s really Lyle‘s department… sorry, I meant … Continue reading
This afternoon we will be convening a meeting of the Uborka Department. So you may order your drink, but please also add an agenda item. Kind regards, The Management.