Some actual people have actual birthdays today. I’m not going to mention them because some people are private about these things, but said people can have free cake if they want to drop in for a cocktail this afternoon. Everyone … Continue reading
LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED WITH A BANG! LYLE IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE, LIGHT THE FIREWORKS oooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaah LOVELY STUFF. AND NOW A ROUSING CHORUS WITH THAT GONG, IF YOU WILL.
It’s been a quiet week; let’s make a noise. Order your drink very loudly, and tell us what sort of noise you are going to make.
Three weeks ago I was diagnosed as having Asperger’s Syndrome or, more pedantically, an Autism Spectrum Condition as Asperger’s itself is no longer an official term. I still don’t really know how to feel about it: bemused at the turn … Continue reading
In shock news, nobody wants to come to a meeting! A few courageous souls have shown their faces but it’s clear that no-one is paying attention. I could play the trump card but that’s really Lyle‘s department… sorry, I meant … Continue reading
This afternoon we will be convening a meeting of the Uborka Department. So you may order your drink, but please also add an agenda item. Kind regards, The Management.
I’m in a toilet in a hotel in Brussels. With a duck billed platypus, it would seem.
Hello Uborkans! Uborka was the first blog I ever stumbled across on the internet, and everyone was so bright and funny, so warm and welcoming, it encouraged me to start my own. So it was great to find Uborka is … Continue reading