I had two ideas for cocktails when I was in the shower this morning, but now I can only remember one of them, so today it’s television character cocktails. You know what to do.
Are you living in the same place as in 2004/05? No. We moved a couple of years ago – a great distance of about 100 yards. They still made us hire a van though which was a bit weird. They had … Continue reading
One thing I’ve learned is that when you meet someone new and they say something like “I’m a bit mad, hahaha” or “I’ve got the mental age of a 3 year old, hahaha” or “I’m a bit of a misogynist, … Continue reading
Look at this crew. Wrung out, bedraggled, and stumbling up to the end of the bar with nerves frayed by a week of piddling little firecrackers. You call yourselves English? Not Gordon, I know how he feels about being called … Continue reading
How was your week? *BANG* It’s been fairly *BANG* quiet around here, if you don’t count our Crack mayor in Toronto. *BANG* Pete and Karen are hiding under the duvet until *BANG* this all blows over. So I’ve agreed to … Continue reading
Are you living in the same place as in 2004/05? No. A couple of years ago we moved to a new village in a different county although it’s only 3 miles away from where we used to live. Would we … Continue reading
Ah, the end of Friday, the start of drinks. Well, for you lot it’s the start of drinks, but I’ve been on these Zombies all day, so my quality-control’s got a little bit… wavery. This means everyone should be afraid. … Continue reading
Greetings I’m Lyle, and today I’m the stand-in barman. I think Karen and Pete were just frightened of what might be suggested today drinks-wise, so they ran away and left it to me. So. The theme today is fear / … Continue reading