Perhaps you’re under the impression that dating is a complicated, delicate jeux a deux. That’s where you’re wrong. Here’s the wonderful thing about being a woman – you’re pretty much completely in charge. When those Martians (via methods and technologies … Continue reading
The first tentative hours in each others’ company are essential in setting the tone of any burgeoning relationship and are disproportionately crucial in getting any girl to ever even think of walking down the aisle with you. So, as a … Continue reading
Men and Women are very different. It is said that men are from Mars and women are from Venus, and this poses some very interesting questions. Which gender took the time and trouble to develop a sound agricultural and primary … Continue reading
And that’s it for the week. It’s been interesting – but as of tomorrow we’re going to instead see Uborka covered in pink fluffy bunnies, red velvet hearts, and shedloads of cloying flowers. Yes, from the cellars of Lyle and … Continue reading
Ladies and Gentlemen, the bar is open. Sit the f*ck down, shut the f*ck up. You’ll get the drinks in a minute – but if you don’t quieten down, I’ll throw ’em at you.
In my experience, particularly when busy, the best way is to stand behind the bar and yell “What the f*ck do you want to drink, you ravening hordes of b@st@rds?” Of course, that wouldn’t suit you genteel Uborka sorts. So … Continue reading
This week in Cambride is May Week. As Vaughan pointed out earlier, it is now June. Not even early June either. Quite how a university which prides itself in being one of the best in the world manages not to … Continue reading
No, Adrian, this isn’t about going to Ikea. Obtaining what amounts to being a very expensive wardrobe is actually surprisingly simple. What you need to do is attend an event at a hotel that is at the higher end of … Continue reading