July 13, 2004

Infidel Doghouse Continent

Black collar sends East German refugee back switch and crap pathetic
Of earth-like lousy dog role model for infidel doghouse continent
Most citadel dog-eye mirror hypnotic school slaver and learn
Rot from dog on grass and over nervous delicate dog
Detracts light from indiscrepant non-dog-lover
Dog pet dog come home to ya
Come home we’ll talk shit to ya
Dog the pet-owner-owner blistered hanging there death dog
Plato of the human example and copier dogmaster pet mourner
Dog is life

In case there was still anyone out there doubting my choice, I thought I’d treat you to some more of Mark E Smith’s words. Frankly, this is not only a great song, but an extraordinary poem as well. At his best, the poetry of Smith resembles that of Richard Groats.
I asked Groats about this last time I had the honour of meeting him. He scoffed in a noisome manner. Groats does not take kindly to critics drawing comparisons between his work and that of others, which is strange when one considers just how derivative it is. I suspect he is an indiscrepant non-dog-lover or an over nervous delicate dog on a motorbike Like aforementioned Jew on a motorbike but this one’s in the sidecar Nodding dog car with hairy seats of ingratitude dog sitting in saintly sidecar nodding commandment dog not seen until now in the Bible of dogs mounting legs whilst the meek listen to the Sermon on the Mount desperately hoping to inherit the Earth that was meant for dogs.

Doctor Pockless
  • Comments: 4
  • Damn... I suppose the copy I have on vinyl doesn't count either then? That was from a seco... - Doctor Pockless
  • The Fall? On CD? Pah, surely that is far too sleek and modern a recording medium for such ... - Vaughan
  • Yes, I do. - Doctor Pockless
  • Which leads me to my next question: do you have this on CD? - Karen
  • Comments: 9
  • Only just got round to listenng to it this morning. I propose that this would be an exquis... - Doctor Pockless
  • Er, I have a slow modem, so am not able to download the file, but I had to ask, is this li... - lux
  • Yogurt. Culture. Sorry, I only just got it. It's been a long day / month / week / year / m... - Vaughan
  • Nice choice. It was played at our wedding and the organist was so good we didn't really w... - Dave
  • What do you mean uncultured? My selection included the verse of William Blake and Mark E S... - Doctor Pocket Knife

Aren’t you happy just to be alive?

The obvious choice, I suppose, would be something by Pulp [you all know the story about how we met by now]. But then I’m faced with a band’s entire catalogue, of which the songs I don’t like could be enumerated on a single hand.
So. Difficult. To Choose. Perhaps, randomly, it could be Dishes, because I’m 33. Or F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A.L.L.E.D. L.O.V.E, because we had a flirty email about that once, before our first date. Or Bar Italia, in celebration of those late nights after we’ve escaped from whoever we went into London to meet, wandering into Soho to drink real italian hot chocolate and gaze dreamily at each other. Or Babies, because Shiny Tight Stuff played it to me at my own private gig. Or… or… or…

Karen
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  • A Little Soul is the one that gets to me the most. Just... heartbreaking. - mike
  • It is a difficult one isn't it. F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A.L.L.E.D.L.O.V.E. was the one I finally ... - Ade
  • Uh. This Is Harcore. Mm, what a song. - Karen
  • Oh, I wish you hadn't mentioned Dishes. On the cusp of my 33rd birthday, I keep referring ... - Vaughan

‘rabbit in your headlights’ – unkle

my nominated track is an electronic one (surprise surprise). but at least this one has words..!
i love the lyrics, but what has always stood out to me is the sample from jacob’s ladder:

If you’re frightened of dyin’ and you’re holding on…
You’ll see devils tearing your life away.
But…if you’ve made your peace,
Then the devils are really angels
Freeing you from the earth….

not a particularly cheerful piece, i know. but it’s from a brilliant album, and is, in my humble opinion, the most powerful track. it weaves thom yorke’s haunting vocals into a carpet of rhythmic and melodic textures that, if you allow it to, bring a lightness to your chest and a steadiness to your breathing. and then – building it as only unkle can – after the spoken word sample it surges with an intensity that still summons a physical response in me, regardless of how many times i’ve heard it.
recently i had the opportunity to share it with a friend who i hadn’t seen in a while, due to his being preoccupied with his terminally ill father. we were raiding my cd shelf, looking for music for him to borrow. unlike the other songs we were running through on my stereo, rather than a snippet, we played this one through beginning to end. as the last beats washed away, he said, very quietly, that was exactly what i needed to hear. and in that one utterance, i understood more about his emotional life in that moment than in all the time we’ve been friends.
so – because it privileged me with a glimpse into a usually guarded friend – if i were to pick one song that’s stood out to me in the last 6 months, this would be it. if you’re looking to make a more upbeat compilation you’ll probably want to leave this track out! but i’d love for you to listen to it anyway.

estee
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  • Karen, that's a bit of an open statement though... the cat across the road is better than ... - Gordon
  • I listened, as instructed, and I'm perfectly happy for it to go on the CD. Better than Mor... - Karen

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Uborka Mix CD:
‘Come Back To Camden’ – Morrissey

Your leg came to rest against mine
Then you lounged with knees up and apart
And me and my heart, we knew
We just knew, for evermore

Where taxi drivers never stop talking
Under slate grey Victorian sky
Here you’ll find, my heart and I
And still we say come back

Come back to Camden
And I’ll be good
I’ll be good.

No explanation really necessary, I think.

londonmark
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  • So ... is it allowed? - Mark
  • Damn. I just listened to it. I like it. I feel a bit odd. - Karen
  • I have to give my support to LondonMark- Morrissey's new album kicks ass. d - Destructor
  • That's precisely because we're all the kind of people who won't object to the more obscure... - Karen
  • We're a tame lot when Morrissey is the most controversial choice. Therein lies a challenge... - Doctor Pockless

Uborka Mix CD:
‘Dog is Life/Jerusalem’ – The Fall

You don’t see rabbits being walked down the street
And you don’t see many cats on leads
Dogs pet dogs dogs rapacious wet dogs
Owner of dogs slow-witted dog owner
Owner of rabid dog saving fare for tunnel
Euro-dream of civil, civil liberation for dogs
Society secret society inevitable nightmare
Of drift dog pet dogs street bullshit
Dog shit baby bit ass-lick dog mirror
Dead tiger shot and checked out by dog
Big tea-chest-fucker dog

And so on. Dog is Life/Jerusalem by The Fall might not be their best track. It certainly isn’t taken from their best album, although 1988’s I Am Kurios Oranj (Beggars Banquet) was followed by a string of outstanding albums from Extricate (1990) to The Infotainment Scan (1993) via the album that first got me hooked on the band, 1992’s Code: Selfish. On Kurious Oranj The Fall provided the music for an avant-garde ballet by Michael Clark’s dance company based on a story concerning William and Mary of Orange. Complete and utter nonsense.
And that is why it seemed an appropriate choice from the Pockless jury.
The Fall’s Mark E Smith shares a credit with William Blake for the lyrics, and Blake’s words form a fine counterpart to Mark E Smith’s Mancunian bombast on the subject of dogs and other issues of considerable importance. As such, it is the only song by The Fall to have had its lyrics featured on The Clock, back in February of 2002.
By the time Smith delivers the lines “It was the government’s fault / It was the fault of the government” the track has evolved into quintessential Fall, with a bassline that bounces like an ebullient baboon laying bricks for a backstreet beerhouse. Baboons are large terrestrial monkeys notably distinguished by their doglike muzzles. Pet dog muzzle dog dogs rapacious wet dogs, oh yes this is the stuff of genius.

Doctor Pockless
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  • There are a handful of strong tracks on "Kurious Oranj" - but I still think it's one of th... - Doctor Pocket Knife
  • Everybody seems to hate 'I Am Kurious Oranj', but maybe because it's the album through whi... - Vaughan
July 11, 2004

Confluence of Consciousness

I think it’s time to discuss your philosophy of drug use as it relates to artistic endeavors.
My nomination for the Uborka soundtrack is the same track I would put forward for any compilation, and have included on every mix-tape, CD, minidisc, or mp3 playlist since I first heard it. Subconsciously I was preped for it years before hearing the song as the backbeat was used on a showreel I’d watch in college because those 3D effects were just so damned trippy.
Some considerable time later (time dilates and contracts y’know, although the secret to life is that time passes faster as you get older) I discovered through a delightful confluence of events and coincidences that the track was created by those same lovable bad boy Brit rappers who had provided the soundtrack to my early teens for The Bitmap Brothers’ game Xenon 2. The artists in question are Bomb the Bass, the track is Bug Powder Dust.
Not, I feel I must stress, the mellow and waste of time and space version by Kruder and Dorfmeister, but the original Justin Warfield version.
Gabbling through a plethora of drug references and drug subculture tips of the hat, trips to Interzone, staring at eclipses, Jane’s Addiction and Led Zepplin references you’ll find that the lyrics are so thick with meaning you’d be able to stand a spoon up straight in a mug of them. Not only that but the spoon would be blessed with such a sense of purpose and understanding of the fabric of the universe you’d have to bend the smarmy thing in half to shut it up.
Hence, why I nominate Bomb the Bass’ 1995 stoner classic Bug Powder Dust.

D
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  • Abstinence would be a sin. - D
  • Ah, but not trying things is trying things too. - Adrian
  • Well I live by the words "once a philosopher, twice a pervert" You've got to try everythin... - D
  • I never was one much for the doobie. - Adrian
  • You were probably too stoned to remember it. - D

Blue skies from pain

Nominating a single song for anything is hard. To select one song, you are selecting one genre too. You have to eliminate songs that have a special meaning (Belly, Feed the Tree, My first alternative song), have a special gravel (John Lee Hooker, Boom Boom, My first blues song), have a special pulse (Pixies, Where is my mind, My first goth song), have a special darkness (The Stones, Painted Black, My first war song), have a special extended mix (Sisters of Mercy, Temple of love, My first bouncing around a rock club song).
I could write a list of songs that would go on my sound track to life, so to select one makes it even more incredible by the songs that aren’t that one. The few above shows the esteemed company that it keeps.
The song I have selected is my song of all time. It takes me to that place that exists at the end of a really really good book when you have finished the last page and just stare at the blank space under the last word, in a stunned shocked silence. That bit before you want to go and force everyone to read the book, with force if necessary.
Pink Floyd – Wish you were here

Adrian
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  • Wish You Were Here was always my favourite Floyd album. It was also the only one I never ... - mike
  • hmm, I never thought of Paint it Black as a war song. Always thought it was about a dead g... - lux
  • I rather liked Painted Black. In my head, it was the same song, but all in the past tense.... - Karen
  • When I was 18 that's how I classified those songs. Call the music police if you must. :-) - Adrian
  • To echo Vaughan - Pixies? Goth? More to the point, Sisters of Mercy? Rock? Perhaps it... - Dragon