July 10, 2014

Uborka! Running Club magic mile

Run one single mile as fast as you can!

Uborka! is running a virtual magic mile event on 30th July 2014. You can run wherever you want, at any time of day, and then log your time on Marathon Talk. There are no prizes other than the joy of taking part in a crazy race against yourself.

Here are the rules:

  • You must be a member of the Marathon Talk running community. Sign up at Magic Mile event (It’s free, it only takes two minutes and they don’t ask for loads of personal details).
  • Be fair – your mile should be accurate and downhill miles are not allowed!
  • You can run a mile as many times as you like on the date, and repeatedly log your time but only your fastest will count.
  • You must log your final Magic Mile time here before 8am (UK time) on Tuesday the 12th of August 2014.
  • You can walk your magic mile, but you can’t cycle it.

Sign up HERE for the uborka! magic mile.

Karen
July 9, 2014

I *HATE* mannekwins

Under some obscure legislation, it is now mandatory for every museum in Britain to include the following:-

  • Dinosaurs
  • Lego models (often of dinosaurs)
  • A thing where you have to build a bridge out of wooden blocks
  • A treasure hunt whereby you have to find pictures of something (usually dinosaurs) blu-tacked to the exhibits
  • Interactive screen-based exhibits that don’t work
  • A quiz with a really crap prize, such as a plastic dinosaur
  • Waxwork models.

Unfortunately Bernard has taken against waxwork models. I’m not sure whence this originated, but it might have been the annoyed-looking waxwork man in the privy at the Milestones Museum in Basingstoke. HMS Belfast has waxworks undergoing dentistry. The Smugglers Adventure in Hastings has waxworks in dungeons, which are definitely the worst kind of waxworks. Waxworks, in dungeons, with a soundtrack of groans and rattling chains. This is probably why the child is such a big fan of science museums, which generally put more emphasis on the wooden bridge building, and less on the lifesize model of Darwin stroking his chin.

His automatonophobia means we will not be visiting the York Dungeon or the Jorvik Centre next week. (I’m glad, he says, leaning over my shoulder as I type).

Why don’t you like them? I ask. I dunno (this is his answer to most of my questions). They just make me feel scared. I hope he will grow out of it, because like any good middle-class parents, we feel obliged to drag him round educational tourist attractions at every opportunity, and you never know when a creepy face is going to be lurking around the next corner, causing him to screech, cling to my thigh, and demand to go home.

Karen
  • Comments: 5
  • In November 2003, H and I visited Copenhagen and went to the big winter garden displays at... - graybo
  • I hate them too. I still have to scan each room in a museum very carefully from the doorwa... - Pigwotflies
  • Life is hard when you're 8. I believe it's because most well brought up 8-year olds haven'... - Gammidgy
  • I have a similar issue with stuffed animals. The taxidermy kind rather then the cuddly toy... - Ms Gammidgy
  • Even the pencil museum in Keswick, of all things, had a mannekwin. - Pete
July 5, 2014

Where are you now? Karen, July

2014-07-04 16.08.08

I took this picture into the sun, completely blinded. Yesterday I was in the London for an interesting study day. It was stickily hot and it would always be nice to have enough extra time to potter around a bit instead of dashing from train to venue to train. Anyway, I learned a lot.

Where are you now?

Karen
July 4, 2014

Bar’s Open

Sorry, I’ve been on a study day and now I’m on a very hot train. I expect you’re all thirsty. Um… 4th July cocktails, whatever that might mean to you? I’ll have a long Long Island Ice Tea.

Karen
  • Comments: 15
  • That's more like it. Especially the bit about the pickle. - Karen
  • In the spirit of a young America, I'll take a Sazerac, please. - Stuart
  • Also I will have one of Krissa's hotdogs. - Anna
  • And a pickle. - Kate
  • It'll be a Bud Light today, I'm sorry to say. - Kate
July 3, 2014

One of those weeks

Who else is having one of those weeks?
On Monday nobody came to open up my teaching venue, for the second week running.
On Tuesday I went to completely the wrong place to work at a breastfeeding support group.
Wednesday went comparatively smoothly, apart from being socially obligated to drink two cups of tea in the afternoon, which made me unable to sleep. At all.
This morning my teaching venue was locked again.

I could do with a holiday.

Karen
  • Comments: 7
  • My life ain't too bad. Though I wish there were more hours in the day for play, and less f... - Pete
  • Snakes! *very* cool. We have newts but I covet slow worms. - Lisa
  • Work is giving me a right beating right now; we're moving house next week so there are a m... - Gammidgy
  • Foot knackered and had to make a German WW1 soldier costume with 2 days' notice. Men back ... - Lisa
  • Work has been manic, home is chaos. Looking forward to this week being over. - Ms Gammidgy
July 2, 2014

Uborka! Running Club

In the last week I have again failed to run 8 miles. I managed 7.5 on my feet, but the last two of those involved a fair bit of walking, which is a first for me and felt rather disappointing. This was on Friday. I have been out for shorter runs on Sunday and yesterday, and now I can barely move my aching calves. What’s that about? Do I need new shoes or shall I just GIVE THE DAMN THING UP?

I ran 42 miles in June, so not quite my highest mileage month ever but close, and including two new bests for pace. But I’m not loving it right now and I’m thinking about forgetting the Wokingham Half, which looks terribly serious, and going for the Reading Half instead, which doesn’t feature the threat of the sweeper bus, and probably has more fancy dress. Or maybe no half at all, because 8 miles continues to elude me.

You’d better tell me inspirational tales of your own running, today.

Karen
  • Comments: 13
  • You can't see a doctor for love nor money round here. And if I did, they would say rest it... - Lisa
  • Go. To. The. Doctor. - Karen
  • I'm not sure I can really be in running club. My foot was feeling better so I tried a very... - Lisa
  • Yes. - Tom
  • Succinct, Tom. - Karen
June 30, 2014

The Bowie Project: Lodger (1979)

After taking a couple of months off from this project, I have returned! You knew I wouldn’t abandon you.

After completing the review for Heroes, I listened to this album once or twice and thought “oh no, here we go again” but I’m pleased to say that with fresh ears I’m not feeling so down about the whole thing. Bowie-lodger

Fantastic Voyage is perhaps a strange choice of song to open the album – whereas Bowie usually chooses something danceable and confident to start with, this one has the feeling of something that had no planned structure and just fell haphazardly into place. While I found this initially offputting, this song has really grown on me, and actually sounds like something that wouldn’t be out of place in a more recent album. It has a delicate sound and a steady pace, and some soaring operatic vocals.

African Night Flight also sounded ridiculous first time round, but like so many songs on this album, it improves with familiarity. Once you can anticipate the weirdnesses, they’re not so weird. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still a big chaotic 3 minute mess. The verse is a… well, I suppose the word would be rap, which is a word that I wish I didn’t have to use, and the chorus is a big guitary soup. But it’s all very odd.

Move On starts off with a rather nothingy verse but really gets going once you reach the wonderful chorus, with numerous backing vocal tracks weaving all over each other, each doing something slightly peculiar but all combining to form a very attractive texture. And that last chorus where Bowie’s voice rises an octave and really belts out the words sounds absolutely thrilling, you can hear his voice going ever so slightly hoarse during it. The lyrics are also very touching, the wanderlust comes from the heart.

Yassassin is another quite, quite peculiar song. Though, that said, once you get over the fact that it’s a Turkish reggae song, for goodness’ sake, there isn’t much else in the way of surprises. It’s not unlistenable though.

Red Sails does not do much for me, the vocal performance is fairly weak and the song doesn’t have much dynamic variation. The only bit I do like is the hollering off “the hinterland, the hinterland, we’re gonna sail to the hinterland!” for some unknown reason. That tickles me.

DJ is probably one of my favourites. After re-picking up this album after my hiatus, this is the song that rejuvenated my optimism, and that’s because the chord sequence in the chorus is just perfect. Nothing too spectacular, just effective. Am E7 F7. Back of the net. Nice bouncey disco octave bassline all the way through too. I appreciate the simple things.

I’m not a huge fan of Look Back In Anger – I find the vocals to be a little bit too croony. Sometimes Bowie sounds like a parody of himself, and this is one of those times.

And I’ve never liked Boys Keep Swinging. It’s just a bloody annoying song, and again Bowie sounds like a Bowie impersonator doing an impression of Bowie. Do you have just one funky sequinned spacesuit Bowie, or do you have many ch-ch-changes? The guitar solo is utterly appalling too, sometimes tunelessness is entertaining in its own right, but this ain’t one of those times.

Repetition is a song about domestic abuse, and is apparently intentionally monotonous for effect, but I have to say that it ends up doing nothing for me as a listening experience. The lazy bass riff starts to grate after a while too. That’s enough.

And finally we have Red Money, which has a fabulous sleazy sound reminiscent of Win. There’s so much to like about this song, the vocal performance has the right amount of edge, the guitar parts are subtle and appropriate, the bassline is funky and raw, and it has a magnificent ascending five-way harmony in the “chorus”.

Hits from this album: While a few of the songs were released as singles, Boys Keep Swinging is the only one that attained a decent chart position.

My favourite song from this album: My choice here is DJ, though Red Money and Move On are pretty good too.

Next up: Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps).

Pete
June 27, 2014

Bar’s Open

We need to redecorate in here, since the clientele has virtually disappeared. A facelift. A theme? New furniture, comfy chairs and so on. You are the world’s most opinionated people, so you must have some thoughts on how to perk up the virtual bar. If you would like to share them, I’ll buy you a virtual drink.

Karen
  • Comments: 7
  • It's summer. It's terrasse time. We don't need a roof. If you must insist on walls, we ca... - asta
  • It might be easier to knock down the walls, unless Lyle gets scrubbing. - Karen
  • Or just improving the quality of the clientele a bit by getting rid of that shitbag who dr... - Lyle
  • Walls, schmalls. You want to knock all the walls down. And the ceiling, although that may ... - Pockless
  • Well, if we can clear the manky old puke stains off the walls, and some of the dodgier bit... - Lyle