May 2, 2014

Bar’s Open

I am writing and scheduling this post from a small exclusive party at the Castle Pockless, which is almost entirely devoid of furniture. The good doctor’s worldly goods have mostly been sent abroad on his foreign travels, and the man himself is squatting in his own soon-to-be-former home, surrounded by packing tape and leftover spices. We have found a carton of alcohol free mojito mix, added a splash of Morgan’s Spiced Rum, and spent the evening playing Maponimoes and arguing good-naturedly over what you call a non-alcoholic cocktail to which one has added alcohol.

The bar today is serving non-alcoholic cocktails which have been rendered alcoholic again (by the addition of alcohol). Name your drink. No, really, give it a name.

Karen
  • Comments: 6
  • Is hot lemon and honey a cocktail? Cos that's what I'm mostly drinking today. Add some whi... - Pigwotflies
  • Kaliber (alcohol free beer) always tasted like cold tea to me, only not as nice as cold te... - graybo
  • I reckon a nonalcoholic Martini is an olive. I'm going to realcoholify it with a dram of L... - Pete
  • I'll have a "is my fucking house finished yet? No? FUCKIT, TEQUILA". - pixeldiva
  • I'll have a Shit-faced Shirley Temple. - asta

Uborka! Running Club

I may have overdone it during my week in Armpit (RunKeeper confirms 45 miles in a month: a personal record). I now have niggling aches in my left hip and leg, enough to keep me awake which is not great. So I’ve firmly decided that I will do pilates sometimes as well; now you guys need to help me to stick with this resolution.

On Sunday we had some unexpected child-free time and Pete willingly agreed to go for a run with me. Being ten inches taller and ten years younger, he goes fast despite not being in the habit of running, so it was two miles of speed interval training for me, with a crazy run-like-Phoebe finish from him. Not surprised his legs hurt yesterday.

So yesterday I pilated (that’s a verb, right?) and today did the Pete’s-office-to-home 4 miler just before the thunderstorm. Thought it was stuffy.

What have you all been up to?

Karen
  • Comments: 4
  • I can lend you my DVD, Ms G. - Karen
  • I went out for a run this evening feeling physically pretty tired and with sore knees and ... - swisslet
  • My physio recommended pilates too. I haven't been due to a combination of cowardliness and... - Ms Gammidgy
  • I'd been telling myself for years that I should take a Pilates class. The reasons I didn't... - asta
April 29, 2014

Film Club review: Lost In Translation (2003)

I take back what I said last week about Lost In Translation. I thought that I’d seen it enough to leave the bones clean of any additional nutritional value, but it seems that I was wrong.

The first time I saw this film, I consider to be a kind of throwaway; a crash test. I wasn’t prepared for such a lack of plot. Not that there’s an absence of plot – it is there, but it’s in the background. Of course, this isn’t the first character-driven film in the history of the universe, but what is remarkable is that I still like it.

I’m very much a plot-driven kind of guy. So the first time I saw this film, I was a little disappointed. I think we watched it again a few years back. I don’t think that my response then was particularly ecstatic either – on the one hand I knew a bit better what to expect, but I still didn’t really engage with the characters. But this third watching – I think I’ve finally really got it at last.

It’s a film about being stranded in a strange culture that you don’t understand and don’t really like, and finding support in a kindred spirit. I don’t think I’ve ever experienced this first hand – maybe that’s what the second watching was for. But now I’m equipped to absorb the atmosphere and the sense of isolation and frustration, to appreciate the excellent chemistry between Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson, and to understand how, by liking each other, they learned to like themselves.

The question now is: is there anything else to get out of it if I watch it a fourth time?

Pete
  • Comments: 13
  • swisslet I came around to appreciating his talents after watching him in Moonrise Kingdo... - asta
  • Phwoar. I want to set that shot as my ringtone. - Pete
  • That long, lingering, opening shot of Johansson in her knickers. Would a male director ha... - swisslet
  • wait, asta's not a fan of Bill Murray? What? One of my friends innocently said on Face... - swisslet
  • This is getting a bit lost in translation. - Sevitz
April 28, 2014

ISP change at Casa Uborka!

Back in the days of old Uborka, our ISP was Pipex. This was a satisfactory relationship for 2 or 3 years – our connection speed was initially 512Kbps, then 1Mb. Things started to turn sour when we moved house, and the experience was anything but seamless. At the time, we had plenty of other issues on our plate, so I reluctantly ended up in another 12 month contract with them. Continue reading

Pete
  • Comments: 4
  • Sorry, this is meaningless to me. Local top whack connection speeds are 3.5Mbps.Two tin ca... - graybo
  • Interesting set of reviews - I hadn't heard of several of them. The main non-BT one I u... - Lyle
  • Our changeover to FTTC did involve a visit from a BT dude. I was expecting all sorts of pr... - Pete
  • I have heard about A&A and they seem good. I think, however, we are stick with shitty ... - pixeldiva
April 25, 2014

Bar’s Open

Self-service cocktails again today; the theme is the best meal you ever had…

Karen
  • Comments: 5
  • Nowt wrong with chilli. I don't know about my best meal ever, but dinner with Ms Gammidg... - Gammidgy
  • I should probably add that I'm not expecting tonight's dinner to be the best meal of anyon... - Karen
  • This is too hard to answer honestly. I've eaten a lot of great meals. If you held a gun ... - asta
  • Oh yes. - Gammidgy
  • I posted this without mentioning that we have the Gammidgys over for dinner tonight, and I... - Karen
April 24, 2014

The Bowie Project: Heroes (1977)

I haven’t had much access to the car recently, so I haven’t been listening to much music at all, let alone the Bowie. It’s about time I laid this album to bed, I think.

The album opens with Beauty and The Beast, another track that is based around a vamp that reminds me of Talking Heads. Fairly funky, not bad to listen to, some cute weird noises and backing vocals. DavidBowieHeroesCover

The intro to Joe The Lion is like something by Magazine. Once the vocals come in, the song goes downhill. It’s not so much singing, as yelling, akin to what The Killers get up to when they’re at their most annoying. There’s some bloody annoying guitar feedback in this song too. In fact, the guitars in general just seem to be tripping over each other, it’s very clumsy.

Third up is the title track, Heroes, a song that you are probably familiar with. The 6 minute album version does take a fair while to get to the point, I have to admit to preferring the 3 minute single edit. I love the production on this song, the guitar feedback is used to excellent effect here.

On, to Sons of the Silent Age, the lyrics are surely just a bunch of nonsense words thrown together, such things as scanning and rhyming obviously not high on the list of priorities. Great chord progression in the chorus though. If you’re getting the impression that I’m less than overwhelmed by this album, you’d be right.

Blackout is pretty good though, the harmonica returns but this time it’s being played with a bit more skill, and given a more suitable place in the mix. The song has an energetic rhythm, a nice bubbling bassline, and a bridge that appears to just sink under its own weight as if the bones in its legs have disappeared. Not an easy thing to pull off.

Much like Low, this is an album of two parts, and the second part kicks off with V-2 Schneider, a predominantly instrumental song with a lot of saxophone in it. It doesn’t do much for me, it has to be said.

Sense of Doubt is weird spacey instrumental noises, Moss Garden is plinky plonky, listen to the whale noises and the baaaaabbling broooook. Neuköln is weird spacey instrumental noises with a moody saxophone like something from a noir crime film, and then the film ends on The Secret Life of Arabia which I don’t know what to make of at all. If truth be told, I haven’t listened to it many times – as I mentioned before, I haven’t had much chance to listen to music over the last 6 weeks, and more often than not I haven’t made it all the way to the end of the album. It’s a fairly uptempo song, but once again it fades out fairly suddenly in the middle of a chorus, which I may have mentioned before is a bit of a bugbear of mine when it comes to album closers.

Hits from this album: Heroes

My favourite song from this album: Probably have to be Heroes, but to be honest I’m even going off of that.

Next up: Lodger. This is supposedly more accessible than Low and Heroes, and has no instrumentals. Hosannah!

Pete
  • Comments: 4
  • Yeah, I'm pretty much halfway through the project, this would be a good time to give it a ... - Pete
  • (By the way, is it just me who thinks the cover of his last album - heavily referencing/do... - swisslet
  • Also, totally know what you mean about "Heroes" (the song)... overplayed to death and now ... - swisslet
  • you sound a little Bowie jaded, to me. My prescription? Listening to something else for ... - swisslet

Where are you now? Clair, April

York Minster, with added blossomI’ve never visited York before. We had some holiday time, so we thought why not? And to make it a bit more holidayesque we treated ourselves to first class on the train up. I could definitely get used to first class travel.

York was a lovely place to visit, lots of history, miniature train ride at the railway museum, the Yorvik Viking centre was good fun, and we had enough sunshine for a boat trip. Good breakfasts too.

Clair
  • Comments: 5
  • I don't know Durham at all, but my sister was at uni there. You're right, though, York jus... - Karen
  • I used to live in York - I did a masters in Medieval Studies there, based in the King's Ma... - swisslet
  • I'm looking forward to going back to York too. Though we must remember to drop in on my na... - Pete
  • I had no idea what to expect from Yorvik. I enjoyed it so much we went around twice. - Clair
  • I love York, it's one of the places I consider to be sort of home, despite never having li... - Karen