I’m at the Lee Valley Velodrome for the first event here since the Paralympics! Seeing Laura Trott and Dani King in action.
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Cocktails in verse/Could be worse
There once was a Doctor called Pock
-less who had a pint no matter what.
He crowd-sourced a sonnet
And wore a big bonnet
Actually that’s not true but so what?
There’s a reason why
Lyle‘s standard order is a
Drink called ‘Divine Wind.’
Canadian Asta
The curling master
Is shovelling snow
Drinking rum an’ coke.
Lisa
Harried mother
Drinker of g’n’t
Kitchen renovator
Not sure she should describe herself as young.
A Terse Verse about Krissa‘s piku, genius though it is:
Here is not Pi Day, it’s only Friday.
Baudelaire, addict and philanderer, diseased and much-discussed
Advocate of drinking and of being drunk, patron saint of the Uborkites
Once said “all pleasure lies in evil.”
Evil, and gin. Gin and beer and cider.
Gin and beer and cider and wine.
And cocktails.
This is a new form of poem that I have invented.
Thanks Mike.
But wait! Whence this mysterious text?
From someone buried basement deep.
Oh where is Clair?
If she misses cocktails, she shall weep.
- Comments: 2
- Can I take this bonnet off now? - Doctor Pockless
- *Applause* - Lyle
Bar’s Open
I’d like to ask you all to have a drink
But payment must forsooth be forthcoming;
A rhyming couplet, limerick or worse –
You’re free to choose the format of your verse.
We’d like a crowd-sourced sonnet if we can,
Especially one that sticks it to the man.
So use your words, as parents often say,
and order drinks, ‘cos lo! it is Friday!
- Comments: 10
- Hurrah! An excuse to air this poem by Baudelaire. You have to be always drunk. That's a... - Gammidgy
- A pi-ku. Genius. Of course, there's also ePIc poetry, that continues infinitely. - Pockless
- In honor of Pi Day, I shall write a Haiku that is 3-1-4. Negroni please, velvety smo... - Krissa
- There was a young woman from Chester Whose children did nothing but pester When they wer... - Lisa
- On the death of Tony Benn It's time to write a rhyme again - Lyle
Uborka! Fitness Club
The weather is improving and there have been opportunities for sunny evening runs in the last few days. Both Pete and I are very busy with work, which is limiting those opportunities somewhat, but I have been managing three runs a week recently and he has considered riding his bike to work.
Trying to improve my speed at the moment because I’m thinking about the local half marathon for next year and I don’t want to be swept up at the 6 mile mark and bussed back to the start. And I might do this in a couple of weeks, as it’s reasonably local and looks pretty, and there’s a shorter option for the boys.
You can read about Tom’s grumpy half marathon here.
And a couple of weeks ago I took part in a 10k race. I don’t really think of these events as races, as my main goal is to finish without walking. A colleague of mine who is running the VLM this year for the second time was happy to run with me in order to deplete her legs slightly for the Reading Half the following day (this line of thinking still mostly mystifies me). She chatted all the way round, and I was mostly able to join in. I did notice that my face hurt from all the smiling; it was just so much fun. The run was at Eton Dorney where the Olympic rowing took place, and the course was two pancake-flat laps along the lake and back again. Everyone sped out ahead of us and I was uncomfortably aware of being right at the back for most of the race, but colleague didn’t seem to mind. We plodded out the first 5k and then decided to start passing people, so speeded up in bursts, resulting in a very satisfying negative split over the two 5ks. I had enough left in the tank for a sprint at the end, and my official time was 1:14:13, a four minute personal best against the only other time I have ever run that distance, and marred only by the fact that RunKeeper messed up and didn’t record it.
I had very little discomfort in my legs the next day, and suspect I could run faster. But how to make myself do that?
- Comments: 3
- Negative Splits! Get you with all your fancy running terminology. But seriously, well do... - swisslet
- I don't think I could manage that distance yet, but February is worth aiming for. - Karen
- Well done again on your 10k Karen and good on you for thinking about doing a half as well.... - Tom
Where Are You Now? Karen, March
This is a photograph taken through the front and back windows of a tiny house, recreated at Basingstoke Milestones Museum. I am standing on the recreated footpath and Pete and Bernard are in the recreated back yard. Shortly after the photograph was taken, I joined them in the back yard and made myself leap into the air in fright when I opened the door of the privy to find a gentleman sitting with his trousers round his ankles, reading the newspaper. Despite being a waxwork, he looked a bit annoyed.
Milestones is a really good museum, well worth the admission fee considering sometimes you pay £25 for the family to get in and Bernard is bored within 20 minutes. This was interactive without being contrived, with one massive exception which was that it has been infiltrated by Lego. Children are provided with a spotter’s guide and the option of dressing in an explorer’s outfit, and have to actually look at the exhibits in order to score points for finding the Lego models of frogs, armadillos, sabre toothed tigers etc nestling amongst the displays of 1950s hairdryers and snuff tins.
We followed this with a late picnic lunch of KFC from the nearby drive-through, eaten on the grass beside a car park with a magnificent view over the Gala Bingo, and the towers of Basingstoke rising hazily in the background. Keep it classy, Uborkans.
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Curling, WTF?
Canada has two winter sports passions- hockey and curling. The world understands hockey, it’s like any other team sport with opposing nets, except on ice with fights. Curling is just weird.
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- Comments: 5
- Clair, they are quite impressive players. I've watched people delivering the with stick ... - asta
- I wish I knew why I can't see typos until they're posted. First sentence is The game ... - asta
- Scoring; The game is played in in and number of ends (innings). The centre of the painted... - asta
- I've enjoyed watching the curling, but never really thought of it as a "sport" rather than... - Clair
- That was fascinating, but Asta, the scoring! What about the scoring? - Karen
Happy Birthday Imaginary Friends!
Just the usual stalwart boozers at the bar today, imaginary friends, weird cousins and an actual brother. But haven’t you brought lovely presents? Who wouldn’t like books and pencils? Or pens, they would be nice too. Or more books. Or kindle vouchers. Perhaps an even more entertaining question would be what did you get for christmas that explained, as Clair puts it, how little your nearest and dearest know you? For me it would be the bright red woven scarf [no red near the face, darlings] and the expensive bath oil. Busy mums do not have time for baths, but I found just the person to regift it to. While she’s being crabby about presents, a bottle of Crabbies is just the thing.
This is a theme dear to the good Doctor‘s heart; he could probably go on about that for even longer than he can go on about pencils, so better get a couple of pints in to keep him lubricated.
Meanwhile Lyle has brought the HG2G, which will be on Bernard’s must-read list just as soon as he is old enough to appreciate it. We once went to a wedding where the bride and groom requested as presents a copy of each guest’s favourite book. Bernard and I took Black Swan Green and The Gruffalo, and I can’t currently remember what Pete’s offering was.
Pete is still working much to hard to stop for cocktails, so I’ve brought a little present for him, but I can’t say what it is until he gets home. Don’t want to spoil the surprise.
- Comments: 4
- I have :) - Lisa
- Have you used any of it yet? If not then I am right. - Karen
- I've been considering which of an endless stream of near-miss gifts is most indicative of ... - Lisa
- Thank you for my bath oil. Are you saying I am not a busy mum? Rumbled. - Lisa
Bar’s Open
Some actual people have actual birthdays today. I’m not going to mention them because some people are private about these things, but said people can have free cake if they want to drop in for a cocktail this afternoon. Everyone else can join in the party, but you’ve got to bring a present for the unmentioned persons. In fact, if you’ve had a birthday at all in the past, ooh, let’s say year – then it’s your PARTY!
- Comments: 4
- Hello. I'm late, I know, but I turned 40 today and I'm drinking champagne! (The gin drinki... - Swisslet
- Book tokens as presents. Relatives would always tell me that they didn't want to get me "j... - Clair
- Around 10 years ago I bought a tub containing 50 HB pencils from WHSmiths. It now contains... - Pockless
- Well, in honour of this being my 42nd year, I'm going to take a page from H2G2, and reques... - Lyle
