November 14, 2013

Where Are They Now? An interview with Pewari

P-Naan_smallAre you living in the same place as in 2004/05?

No. We moved a couple of years ago – a great distance of about 100 yards. They still made us hire a van though which was a bit weird. They had to put our stuff somewhere until we legally owned the house across the footpath. I love this house – it’s my forever house and I am NEVER moving again. Well, at least not until the kids leave home and I manage to persuade Rob (@akrabat) that we should live somewhere with a sea view.

Would we recognise you if we passed you in the street?

Probably 🙂 Continue reading

Karen
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  • […] written about this type of thing before but I recently read the phrase “ov... - My Overcommitment Cycle – Happily Imperfect
  • And yet you really want to admit it, so that people will validate it for you. - Karen
  • Karen: and of course you can't *admit* to anyone that you hate it because everyone's alrea... - Pewari
  • For Pockless, what inspired "World Leaders in their Underpants"? How many more to go? And ... - Lyle
  • I like both your tattoos! And I'm stealing the 'overcommitment cycle' phrase as I too a... - Gordon
November 13, 2013

Uborka Fitness Club

Welcome to fitness club. The first rule of fitness club is that you don’t have to have done anything, you can just mither about what you would like to have done, and share your best excuses. We don’t expect anyone around here to be truly and genuinely fit.

I, for example, am happy to have achieved the ability to run 5km without stopping. I don’t do it fast, I just do it. And today I don’t do it at all because I am coming down with something. Thought I might start thinking about working up to 10km, but thinking about it is quite exhausting.

How are you getting along this week? Or not?

Karen
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  • I've been thinking about going for a long walk. Maybe 10 miles or so. I'll keep thinkin... - graybo
  • All is not lost. We can all start again when we feel better. - Karen
  • All is lost. Woe, and sloth, is me. - Stuart
  • We did our first scrape on Sunday. I've done W6R2 twice. Yay. - Lisa
  • Yes, today is the first morning of scraping ice off the car. So I think anyone is entitled... - Karen
November 12, 2013

Fair warning

One thing I’ve learned is that when you meet someone new and they say something like “I’m a bit mad, hahaha” or “I’ve got the mental age of a 3 year old, hahaha” or “I’m a bit of a misogynist, hahaha” or “I’m a bit of a prima donna, hahaha” or “I want to wear your skin like a tuxedo, hahaha” then you should not treat their gibberings as a joke. Invariably, what they actually mean is one of two things:

1. I’m the most boring person you’ll ever meet. I have invented some quirks to make me seem more interesting. I hope you like them.

2. I have serious problems, which you will inevitably find out about eventually. However, I’m making a show of not taking them seriously. I’m hoping that you won’t take them seriously either, because otherwise our relationship is hopeless, and I’ll forever miss out on my opportunity to wear your skin like a tuxedo.

In either case, there is only one safe response. Just quietly reply “duly noted” and walk away slowly.

Pete
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  • It's worth noting that the Masterchef Braggart was the first one to go out. - Karen
  • I want to give you an award, Swisslet, for using the word 'braggart', at which I had a lit... - Stuart
  • There was a guy on Masterchef yesterday - the clips had already showed him as an appalling... - swisslet
  • Well, I wouldn't describe my youth as "free and feckless", Lyle. I think I started my midl... - Vaughan
  • And admit to being normal? Never! - Pete
November 8, 2013

Exploding Lyle Libations

Look at this crew.

Wrung out, bedraggled, and stumbling up to the end of the bar with nerves frayed by a week of piddling little firecrackers.  You call yourselves English? Not Gordon, I know how he feels about being called English. He’s Scottish, or Polynesian or something, I’m sure.  He’s not here?

I made this Smoke of Scotland for Nothing??

Lyle, Happy Birthday man. This is for you. No really. Take it.  It’s a perfect chaser for your Kamikaze. You can share it with Mike who’s over there in the corner rimming a pumpkin.

Hey Mike! I couldn’t find pumpkin flavoured beer, so I pureed the Halloween jack-o’-lantern off my neighbour’s front step and added that. Should be fine.

I see Graybo’s quite enjoying his gin and tonic as he watches Pete sweat through this year’s NaNoWRiMo marathon. Nice word count you’ve got going there Pete. You pint’s gone flat.  Why don’t you have some of that sparkling crème de menthe Graybo so generously ordered for Lyle? Lyle won’t mind. Look at him. He just called the coat rack a jizzing puckered fuckwit for blocking his way.

You tell’em, Lyle!

God, I love that toolhead.

Anna!  I saved you a bottle of tequila and I have a case of marmite for you which I’ve poured into a plastic bucket and properly labelled, Grout.  It will get to the US, no problem.

 

Clair, your hot rum is right here and you’re just in time for the toasts and the exploding birthday cake.

To Lyle! May his scorched-earth tongue be ever on my side.  Wait. That didn’t come out right.

NEXT!

Let’s hear it, people. To Guy Fukkes Lyle!

 

 

asta
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  • Happy Fucking Birthday, Lyle! - Lori Smith
  • Sigh. I'm sooooo thirsty. - Karen
  • Puréed jack-o-lantern works just fine for me. Cheers! - mike
  • Doubles, fuck yes!! - Gordon
  • I guess I'd better make this "thank you" a bit more brief then. Thank you. - Pete

Bar’s Open

How was your week? *BANG*
It’s been fairly *BANG* quiet around here, if you don’t count our Crack mayor in Toronto. *BANG*
Pete and Karen are hiding under the duvet until *BANG* this all blows over.
So I’ve agreed to step behind the bar, and serve some drinks *BANG* in honor of that Guy Fukkes. There’s an object missing from that phrase don’t you think? *BANG* Pardon?!
Oh right, I knew I was forgetting something. It’s Lyle’s Birthday week. Give us your Best Lyle Wishes too.
Mine’s *BANG**BANG*BANG*. Good, isn’t it?

Explosive orders being taken here now. *BANG*

asta
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  • Leave my toothpick alone! Shit, wait... - Gordon
  • And why should I get drinks? Because I'm an unapologetic self-publicist, and thomewhat thp... - Lyle
  • Oh, I dunno, Graybo, I was looking for a toothpick. - Lyle
  • Gordon - ranting in a bar whilst having your fly undone is not a good look. You're not imp... - graybo
  • Why the f*ck should that **** get special c*cktails on his f*ckin birthday? DID I?! T**... - Gordon
November 7, 2013

A chain round your neck

Earlier this week I found myself engaged in a twitter discussion about whether or not I would wear a necklace with the word “feminist” on it at work. Granted the original question was whether one would wear it in the boardroom, and my work couldn’t be further from a boardroom, but my initial feeling was no, I wouldn’t.

I was thinking particularly about antenatal classes, which are usually attended by couples. Many of my clients are busy career women who might themselves have interesting answers to this question, but it felt at first that it would be an unnecessarily provocative statement to make in the context in which I work. I already have to face some quite deeply erroneous perceptions and pre-judgement of what a Breastfeeding Counsellor is going to be like, without adding another idea into the mix. A lot of my work is about getting inside the heads of people who have never had a baby but are faced with anxiety-inducing, pressure-laden prospect of breastfeeding it; my suspicion is that there are just as many and varied and not always kind pre-judgements of what a feminist might be, or at least of the sort of person who would wear a feminist necklace.

It was suggested on twitter that perhaps I felt it inappropriate to show my feminist side in my work, which really got me thinking. I think the work of a Breastfeeding Counsellor is deeply feminist: empowering women to make positive choices [and just to be sure, I mean “positive” as in choices they are happy about, not choices that I approve of], and supporting them to follow through those choices; and sharing information with women and men about the amazing and yet completely normal things our bodies do. I’m not hiding my feminism by not wearing a necklace about it; I’m simply doing feminism and not holding up a card to point it out to people.

On top of all that, I don’t see why I would use one single word to describe myself. I’m a bit more complex than that, like most people. I have a lot of roles, as I found when I tried to write one of those twitter bios that shows how amazing you are in so many different ways. I’d need chain mail, not just a single pendant. Or a charm bracelet.

Which brings me to my final reason for not wearing a feminist necklace: it’s just not my style. I usually forget to put my watch on, and I had a bracelet tattooed on my arm so I didn’t have to be annoyed by something clattering around my wrist. I say: it’s not what you say you are, it’s what you are that matters.

Karen
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  • I'm not sure that shouting out your opinions about *whatever* in a professional environmen... - graybo
  • Oh that opens up a whole other area of things to consider, Gordon. - Karen
  • Interesting. I have recently purchased a 'Some people are Bi, get over it' t-shirt, but... - Gordon
  • Good speech by Joss Whedon about the word feminist.... - Karen
  • Ah, but Krissa, in that kind of atmosphere, you're assuming that the macho males are looki... - Lyle

Where Are They Now? An interview with TrailDragon

traildragonAre you living in the same place as in 2004/05?

No. A couple of years ago we moved to a new village in a different county although it’s only 3 miles away from where we used to live.

Would we recognise you if we passed you in the street?

dragon_2004If you’d met me before, yes. I haven’t changed much at all. As evidence, here’s me back in 2004 after doing a stint of guest blogging on this very site. Contrast and compare to the above pic taken last year (and yes, the only pictures I tend to have of me are when I’m running.)

We all had a blog back then. Do you still have one, or are you mainly present somewhere else?

I still have several blogs I regularly neglect. My current main one is www.traildragon.co.uk which is focussed on running and fitness and I want to do more with. I originally planned to blog about my races and events but it would help if I actually did more than one or two races a year. Blogging about my training isn’t actually that interesting and feels self-indulgent (so gets relegated to Twitter) and while I do want to do more blogging related to this area to help my embryonic Personal Training/Run Coaching business, I am still trying to figure out how to stand out from the crowd and not turn it into ongoing rants about “#Fitspo” and “BroScience”. My old site at  www.dragonsmind.co.uk was recently reincarnated as yet another attempt to have a technical blog related to my day job. I’ve managed two posts to date. I’ve had various other attempts at subject specific blogs but my heart wasn’t really in it.

Other than that, I am mostly on Twitter apart from when I’m not, I have found Facebook really useful for running-related communities and can be found on a lot of the popular Fitness tracking sites (RunKeeper, Strava, Endemondo, GarminConnect, etc.)

Tell us one goal you would like to achieve before your next birthday?

The main goal I have in life at the moment is definitely a longer term goal than that and, all being well, will feature significantly in 2015. Before my next birthday though? I’m going to have to make something up. Um… oh, I know: I want to get my online/distance run coaching/mentoring business thing up and running, as it were.

Are you afraid that the government is taking over our internet and making it rubbish? Or is what they’re doing necessary for the sake of the children?

This question brings out the misanthrope in me and gives me the RAGE. My head tells me to leave it alone and move on but as I’ve never listened to it before, here are a few thoughts:

  1. It’s not “our” internet. That implies a level of control that we don’t have because it’s in the hands of corporations
  2. The government can’t make the internet more rubbish than it is at the moment
  3. The biggest problem with the internet – and the main reason I’m very hesitant about letting my kids on it at all – is People. When Sartre said “L’infer, c’est les autres”, he was talking about the internet.
  4. The Utopian future of the web hinted at by this video [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gmP4nk0EOE ] seems even further off now than it did in 2007 because of greed, ignorance and prejudice the majority of people online appear to be dicks.
  5. Why can’t everyone be nicer to each other?
  6. Fuck it, let’s go running.

What do you think about barefoot shoes for running?

Barefoot (and minimalist?) shoes are just another tool and another option. My opinion and belief is that they are not a panacea for all running injuries (largely supported by some scientific research into running injuries which suggests choice of running shoes is not a big factor in injury occurrence). I do believe that people who transition sensibly over to running barefoot also learn to run properly and that may well account for why they have less injury niggles rather than their new shoe choice. Personally, they’re not for me although I do occasionally do barefoot sessions on grass to work on foot/ankle strength and my fell shoes and track shoes are both pretty minimalist – through design rather than deliberate choice.

[From Lisa] Can you come and give me a kick up the bum and make me do this sodding 5k?

I could but could you afford my callout charges? The best suggestion I can make is to enter a local 5k which gives you a deadline. Better yet, enter it with a friend so you’ll have less excuse to bail on the day. Get your nearest and dearest to support you, make what childcare arrangements you need to but get that date in the diary and commit to it. They are normally a few 5ks all around the Christmas period so why not find one to do then?  Don’t worry about whether you get the C25K done by then or even how much training you do – the important thing is to turn up on the day and do the race, even if you walk-run it. Otherwise, you’re at risk of using the “must complete the C25k first” as an excuse not to enter the race.

Sometimes we spot you chatting about writing on twitter. Are you writing something? Can you tell us anything about it?

That’s a hangover from the last few years when I was writing attempting to write screenplays, doing a bit of script editing and feedback and wanting to make films. A couple of years ago I did a massive re-evaluation of my dreams, goals and aspirations and realised that I’d stopped enjoying films and it wasn’t something I wanted to follow through with. So I gave up on it, picked up an old dream of getting qualified as a Personal Trainer, started enjoying films again and became overall more happy. That’s not to say I won’t revisit screenwriting in the future nor do some other writing of sorts (some ideas are already simmering away) but it’s no longer a soul-sapping priority in my life.

What’s the last film you watched? What did you like about it?

The last film I watched was 2012. It had no redeeming features.

However, the film I watched before that, as my annual Halloween horror film, was Tobe Hooper’s original 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre which, surprisingly, I had never seen before. What I liked about it was how amazingly unconventional it was, especially given the surrounding controversy and the films massive influence on the subsequent slasher genre. It has a beautiful but deeply unsettling aesthetic and I had absolutely no idea that it was so lacking in gore or blood given its reputation. It’s a tremendous movie.

Our next interview will be with Georgina (Pewari Naan), who can be found on twitter @pewari and various other places on the internet. Have you got any questions for her?

  1. Are you more used to exercising in public now and do you now consider yourself as a lifter?
  2. Did you play Mass Effect 3 and, if so, did you like it?
Karen
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  • Oops! I thought I'd turned the auto-share of that off! Will amend (I hate that too). If... - Gordon
  • I've used Runkeeper (for tracking walks/cycles rather than runs) and find it's generally p... - Lyle
  • We *love* ranty! I've downloaded runkeeper but never done anything with it. I'm afraid I'l... - Karen
  • Pleasure. Sorry some of it was a bit ranty. One of the many blog posts I have planned ... - Tom
  • Thank you for doing this, it was fascinating to read. I am thinking of moving on from rund... - Karen
November 5, 2013

The Bowie Project: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars (1972)

I have recently started reading Moon Dust by Andrew Smith, a non-fiction book about the few men who have had the honour of walking on the surface of the moon. Somewhat serendipitously, it’s just the right book to be reading right now, because it gives you the context in which Bowie wrote this album.

ZiggyStardust

Yuri Gagarin was the first man in space, in 1961. In July 1969, Apollo 11 famously took Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin to the surface of the moon. Since Apollo 17 in December 1972, we’ve stayed much closer to earth, I guess because once we’d proved that it could be done, there was no point continuing to take risks when we could just send computers up instead.

David Bowie was clearly, like many others, whipped up into space frenzy during those few years. On previous albums he had tinkered with the notion of an extraterrestrial superbeing (always male, of course) making contact and either providing humankind with salvation or dashing them to smithereens. On this album, he gets it all out of his system, and it culminates in something that’s nearly, but not entirely, a rock opera on the subject.

Continue reading

Pete
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  • Ahah. - Pete
  • the whole thing is on there, Pete. here.... - swisslet
  • Sounds like an interesting program - I might try to track it down. There's a clip on YouTu... - Pete
  • One of the things I enjoyed most about all those documentaries about Bowie recently was th... - swisslet