Our Dr Pockless has the right idea: trams! And we’re all going on our very own Uborka Cocktail Tram. Everyone’s queuing up in the rain wearing our best little cocktail dresses and trying to keep our feet dry. We can … Continue reading
Harking back to Monday, I’ve been driving around all week longing wistfully for a hovercar, and wondering how we would manage not to crash into each other. Today’s cocktail theme is future transport, in whatever way you will.
Today’s gathering has many virtual layers. Imagine a large faceless corporate hotel hosting many conferences, each one more tedious and pointless than the last. Some of us attend for fame and fortune, but mostly we have to go because of … Continue reading
This weekend is NCT’s annual conference, at which I am running a very dull workshop. So the bar this weekend is in a conference centre, and you can all choose what sort of conference you are at.
This afternoon’s cocktails are brought to you with a Hollywood theme, thanks to that piercing-eyed patissier Lyle, who has taken off his pinny for a couple of hours in order to rustle up some star-spangled cocktails and then give you … Continue reading
I have been much too busy to think of a theme, so first person to place an order has to come up with one. Has to. Or will not get a drink.
Listen, when I invited you to cocktails, I was taking the piss. I’ve had a nice week. Minimal amount of work, lazy mornings, slobbing in front of the telly, and we’re going to France next week. School holidays are ace. … Continue reading
Have you all had a difficult week? Poor dears. What can I get you?