July 15, 2013

Bar Staff Wanted

It’s the last week of term. Bernard is showing all the symptoms of a small boy who is ready for a holiday, and this is going to be a good one. Plans include a daytrip to London to see St Pauls Cathedral, which he has been learning about (and hopefully lunch with Pixeldiva and Auntie Bry); a few days in Derbyshire with Granny and the Pocklesses, including beers (not for him, obv) with Mike & K; and a LONG trip to France.

But this means the bar will be unstaffed, and no cocktails will be served unless someone else kindly offers to do it. We give out logins like free cereal bars at Waterloo, so don’t be shy, you won’t be turned down. Especially if you volunteer for one of the following dates:

26th July

16th August

23rd August

30th August.

In addition, we will either be on hiatus from the 15th to the end of August, or will open up Uborka to guests, just like the free-for-alls we had in the olden days. What would you prefer?

Karen
  • Comments: 10
  • Lyle might appreciate a hand during August. Asta is in charge next week. Thank you! - Karen
  • Give me a shout if you still need any help x - Lori Smith
  • Yep, Lyle, you're chief administrator, and now head waiter too, with Asta taking care of 2... - Karen
  • I can do most of those currently, if anyone falls through. And I think I've already vol... - Lyle
  • Do you have any qualifications or experience, asta? - Karen
July 12, 2013

Rocktails

Hellloooooooooooooo Uborka! It’s lovely to be here on this sunny afternoon with such a beautiful looking crowd. Rather like a blogmeet, this is a gathering of seedy-looking types who know each other a bit but might have mixed you up with someone else, and have started drinking a little too early. Please admire my Fairy Godmother costume; I’ve come as Stevie Nicks: floaty, bleaty, getting on a bit. In my teens, my dad was very tickled by an NME writer describing her voice as like a moribund sheep. And I learned a new word.

Sevitz, looking as degenerate as ever, does a good impersonation of an aging, never-quite-made-it drummer. I’ve heard that drums are easy, and require no proof-reading skillz, so this job should suit him nicely. Please be careful with that water, and don’t overdo it.

A big welcome-back to Mike, who has been on the Uborka Tour of South East Asia, drinking cocktails in every bar and supporting his psydkick K through various gropey encounters. Several large Singapore Slings for both of you, and you’re on backing vocals.

Lisa has come as That bloke out of Led Zep (Lyle : I’m pretty sure they mean Robert Plant doing Immigrant Song), and admits she has no idea who she means. A quick Google tells us that Valhalla no longer has any real association with Vikings, but rather is to do with a restaurant in New York and a ride at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, so she doesn’t seem to know much about that either. However, she has an excellent flapjack recipe, and I’ve got these in the oven right now. I shall leave her teetering over her cocktail, having sent the bot out for blood oranges; and allocate her to keyboards.

Star of this week’s interview Gordon has been unable to visit today; we suspect he wrote his sicknote on the beach. He’s got his knees out as usual; at least in shorts today, not a skirt. He claims to be nearly 40, but surely is only on the edge of seventeen. Obviously we can’t give him an instrument if he’s only virtually virtually here.

There could be no better frontman for this band than Lyle, preferably in his pink bunny costume and funny little round glasses in lieu of piercings, dreads, booze habit or drug intake. The NiN track he donated to the Uborka Mix CD is my favourite of the lot, I usually play it twice.

Graybo is being obscure; nothing new about that. We’ll put him on the flügelhorn. Lyle can fix the ümlaüt if he feels like it. (Lyle : ‘Tis done, and in a very Mötörhead way) According to Wikipedia, Captain Beefheart liked to work with a revolving ensemble of musicians, so at this point everyone needs to turn around a few times, making Dr Pockless’ cocktail this week into a milkshake. There can be no better instrument for the Doctor than the badgermin.

I notice that this band has no guitars; it’s too late to fix that, as Asta is toting Janis’ autoharp. I’ll leave a pile of them by the door for latecomers. Sorry cocktails are early, I haven’t got a lot of time today. The life of this Rock Goddess is an eternal round of school runs and baking; whatchagonnado?

Last on stage is Pete himself, the Rock God of the family, who has come as, well, as Pete. I’m going to bat my Stevie Nicks lashes at him and ask in my sheepiest voice (using a number of unnecessary syllables) if he would like to come camping and drink Quirky Bird with me later? We’re all packed and ready to go. Sorry about the weather, everyone.

Now, let’s kick off with a storming chorus of Wake Me Up Before You Go Go….

Karen
  • Comments: 7
  • I think I did. I would say they were almost entirely successful. - Karen
  • Hmm. Did you press them down hard? - Lisa
  • Bit of both. - Karen
  • Most important question: jacks or granola? - Lisa
  • My best friend once described me as "wilfully obscure". I should get that on a t-shirt. ... - graybo
  • Comments: 12
  • Viking Kittens - the song is Immigrant Song by Led Zep. Robert Plant is the vocalist...... - Lyle
  • Gene Simmons - "It's Cold Gin time again" - another mike
  • Am I too late? If not, can I have a Jack Daniels and... coke? ;-) \m/ - Lori Smith
  • I'll be Janis Joplin because that's my voice today. I'll have a Sangria Verde*, becaus... - asta
  • I'd like a Captain Beefheart please. That's 2 parts beef stock, one part lysergic acid, an... - Doctor Pockless
July 11, 2013

The Bowie Project: Introduction

For some reason, on Saturday I got the crazy idea into my head that I should attempt to experience the entirety of David Bowie’s album output from start to finish. I’m already familiar with the latest three albums, but prior to that I’ve only really experienced Bowie in a compilationy manner.

It’s going to be a fairly long-running project. I’m expecting to allow a few weeks to listen to each album before reviewing it and moving on to the next. So by my reckoning, it’ll probably take at least a year to finish the whole thing off.

If you want to play along at home, the first album is simply titled David Bowie (1967).

Pete
July 10, 2013

Uborka Running Club

I’m still not running. In this heat I’m not sure I’d be able to anyway. The ankle hurts, physio is ongoing. Soon it will be summer holidays, and running opportunities will be limited. My first anniversary of being a runner is in September, and I’ve spent more time injured than running in the year so far.

Cheer me up! What motivates you to run, generally? How do you get motivated on a daily basis? And when you hit that point of a run when you just don’t want to go any further, how do you make yourself keep going?

Karen
  • Comments: 8
  • So hugely impressed with Pix's run. Woohoo for Uborka runners! - Clair
  • Tom has written an interesting post about W5D3.... - Karen
  • Done a 5k run. Except I didn't actually run much. 57m02s. 18 minutes of actual running.... - Pixeldiva
  • I went running on Sunday at about 1pm before the tennis started. It was murderously hot a... - Swisslet
  • I think you probably have to be cussed to be a runner. It's very rare for me to actually e... - Swisslet
July 9, 2013

Where are they now? An interview with Gordon

hic 2Are you living in the same place as in 2004/05?

Nope. Back then I was living in Hamilton having moved back to Scotland from Aylesbury a couple of years beforehand. The house in Hamilton was my first with a garden, a suburban semi-detached in a nice quiet family area. It was a great idea, to have a garden to sit out in on a warm evening, ahhh yes, we had it all planned.
The reality is, of course, that any time we had any good weather we had to attack foot high grass and weed strewn borders. It was NOT relaxing.
These days I’m back in a flat in a nice part of Glasgow, there’s a spare room for guests, and I’m not far from the thriving West End (think students and money).
My blog has moved too, from www.snowgoon.co.uk, to www.informationallyoverloaded.co.uk (god, I thought that was so smart!), to www.onemanblogs.co.uk and, today, resides at www.gordonmclean.co.uk.

Would we recognise you if we passed you in the street?

Probably, my features haven’t changed. A bit heavier, less hair but overall much the same as I was back then. New tattoos are the most obvious thing but they aren’t always visible so hopefully I’m recognisable! (evidence of this would be being spotted by Luca Belletti (http://www.lucabelletti.com/blog/) whilst we wandered around Glastonbury last week).

What do you think is the best/most important new technology/online thingy to have appeared in recent years?

The iPhone. A tiny computer in your pocket that, given the popularity of smartphones these days, has changed the way we interact. Without them, would Twitter be as popular? Instagram? I doubt it. Smartphones have opened the world to social media.

We all had a blog back then. Do you still have one, or are you mainly present somewhere else?

I still have a blog, and up until the turn of the year I had two. I’ve since merged them all under my ‘ego-domain’. I still blog now and then, but not as often as I used to. Is Twitter to blame? Possibly. The excuse is that I don’t have enough time, which begs the question, when did I ever?

What achievement of the last 7 years would you most like to celebrate here?

Weirdly, my divorce. It wasn’t pleasant but it certainly wasn’t acrimonious. My ex and I both realised it was time to part and so we did, all on good terms and are still friends.
It really did feel like a new beginning and I’ve embraced my new life, challenged myself to try new things. I turn 40 in a few months and I feel lucky to be where I am. I have a whole new life, full of interesting people and possibilities.

Graybo wants to know:

–          You will probably be doing this straight after returning from Glastonbury. I’ve never been (though I’ve been to a few other festivals, both in the UK and abroad). What are the best and worst bits of the Glasto experience, particularly when compared to other festivals?
I’m determined to write a longer piece about Glastonbury but for now… The best aspect of Glasto is the atmosphere. It’s just so chilled out and relaxed, unlike a certain Scottish music festival. The worst bit is the same as the other festivals, the toilets.
–          Your blog has contained quite a lot of personal revelation over the years, particularly about relationships. Well, I’ve perceived that it has – I’m sure that there is much that you have not said, of course, and rightly so. Have you found that putting some of that stuff on to the blog helped you in any way? How does it feel to go back and re-read that stuff now? Or do you not go back to read it?
I do go back and read it and sometimes I cringe and wonder why I posted what I did. For the most part I’ve always found it cathartic to write things down. I can struggle to talk about things of an intimate nature (something that has improved vastly recently) so writing has always been a part of my thought process. For me I always viewed my blog as personal, I’m a pretty open guy (some would say blunt/naive) so I’m happy with everything I’ve posted.
One item to call out, when I wrote about Depression I received two emails from people I didn’t know, and haven’t heard from since. They weren’t bloggers, just people who stumbled across my posts somehow. Both said much the same thing ‘thank you for writing your post, it was good to read that someone else has similar thoughts and experiences’. That was quite early on in my blog (August 1999) and even now, reading it back, it seems like a lifetime away. Those emails did encourage me to continue to share.
–          Finally, the Scottish question: Irn Bru. Why?
If you need to ask, you don’t need to know the answer. See also, Potato Scones, Square Sausage, and Tunnock’s Caramel Wafers.

Who would you like us to interview next, and what shall we ask them?

Next up, I’d like to hear from the overly tall man once known as SwissToni, now swisslet (http://www.swisslet.com).
I’d ask him:
1. You don’t half blog a lot about music, what is the big deal, why is it so important to you?
2. It’s been a few years since your MS diagnosis, you’ve described yourself as ‘stoic’ in the past, and god knows you are way more active than me, what keeps you going?
3. What was the last blog post you commented on, and why?
Karen
  • Comments: 6
  • Goddammit! Now I want some square sausage. - Lori Smith
  • Well no, but you were THAT Swiss Toni. - Karen
  • Ah. A name chosen in haste in early 2004 which I was then kind of stuck with for a few ye... - swisslet
  • I think that's a super picture of Gordon. And who knew our Swisslet was Swiss Toni? Everyo... - Karen
  • Thanks Gordon. Overly tall? Pff. It's all relative, innit? - Swisslet
  • Comments: 5
  • My comment about feminists not being bold enough to claim the title 'Mr' was more than a l... - another mike / Gammidgy
  • I guess the key thing is that, whatever title you choose (Mrs, Ms, Miss, Oi Mush) doesn't ... - graybo
  • I always assumed I'd take my husband's name on marriage and I did, but it might have been ... - Pigwotflies
  • It was interesting, and as I'm sure @MrPixeldiva would confirm, it's more a question of ta... - Karen
  • I'm told that the use of Miss was more deliberate than I remembered, I apparently explaine... - Miss Gammidgy