June 25, 2004

Venus: Kittentails

Ah, the bullfruit of relationships! It’s amazing how many of you sidled up to the bar when it came to finding alcoholic ways to slam your mates, future mates, and ex mates. martian-venusian harmony relations be damned, eh? We’ve only … Continue reading

Krissa
June 18, 2004

How To… Serve Drinks

Ladies and Gentlemen, the bar is open. Sit the f*ck down, shut the f*ck up. You’ll get the drinks in a minute – but if you don’t quieten down, I’ll throw ’em at you.

Lyle

How To… Be A Link-Whore

1. Wonder how you can shoe-horn a link into one of your posts 2. Realise that with his greater guest-week experience, your co-guest has chosen a much better theme than you 3. Get over your theme-envy by just stealing his … Continue reading

Ade
May 24, 2004

In Need of Guests

We are all out of new guests. We need more. Or the same ones again. Please, I’m begging you to volunteer, otherwise Uborka will fade away into nothingness. In fact, you’ll be delighted to know that there is a rematch … Continue reading

Karen
May 21, 2004

Uborka Street

INT. THE SAUSAGE AND CUCUMBER FREE HOUSE – EVENING The pub is quiet for a Friday night and only a few of the regulars are in. In the corner, PIX huddles over an empty table and pulls her coat tightly … Continue reading

Dragon