The human overlords™ are away today so it’s been devolved to Yours Truly for Cocktails. You’d think they’d have learned by now, but no… So. With Mortality being at the forefront of the mind/attention in various abodes, today’s one is … Continue reading
The bar is open, but as usual there is no-one in charge. Uborka! is anarchy! Help yourselves, try not to trash the place please.
Having left it so late, I have no idea when I would write a cocktails post, so it’s an all you can eat, serve yourself buffet today.
There once was a Doctor called Pock -less who had a pint no matter what. He crowd-sourced a sonnet And wore a big bonnet Actually that’s not true but so what? There’s a reason why Lyle‘s standard order is a … Continue reading
I’d like to ask you all to have a drink But payment must forsooth be forthcoming; A rhyming couplet, limerick or worse – You’re free to choose the format of your verse. We’d like a crowd-sourced sonnet if we can, … Continue reading
Just the usual stalwart boozers at the bar today, imaginary friends, weird cousins and an actual brother. But haven’t you brought lovely presents? Who wouldn’t like books and pencils? Or pens, they would be nice too. Or more books. Or … Continue reading
Some actual people have actual birthdays today. I’m not going to mention them because some people are private about these things, but said people can have free cake if they want to drop in for a cocktail this afternoon. Everyone … Continue reading
LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED WITH A BANG! LYLE IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE, LIGHT THE FIREWORKS oooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaah LOVELY STUFF. AND NOW A ROUSING CHORUS WITH THAT GONG, IF YOU WILL.