October 20, 2014
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Category Archives: Goo
October 10, 2014
The end of the world is nigh
Let all those who have faith in the cocktail hour make haste to the Ubunka. It is of course fully equipped with all the mixers and a lifetime supply of ice for our drinks. There has been some talk of … Continue reading
Bar’s Open
I suppose you people are wanting a drink. With the rise of UKIP, fundamentalist wars going on, and ebola creeping ever nearer to our shores, we are going to batten down the hatches. So once you’re in the bunker today, … Continue reading
October 3, 2014
Bar’s Open
I won’t be serving a second round today as I’ll be on my way to Aston for the NCT conference, featuring Ben Goldacre as a keynote speaker, and me running a workshop that I haven’t really planned yet. I also … Continue reading
September 30, 2014
Homework
At the age of 8, I would come home from school, eat a jam butty, and go off to play out with my friends. I am pretty sure I never had homework. Of course, we are talking about the previous … Continue reading
September 26, 2014
Pyjama Party
Today the bar has a well-padded floor, resembling nothing so much as a mattress. Pete programmed ubotka to provide an appropriate setting for a pyjama party, and then we had to go in and remove all the satin bedding, which … Continue reading
Bar’s Open
It’s a pyjama party!!!
September 22, 2014
Fusspot
Sophia wants me to tell you that she doesn’t like brown bread. Who’s Sophia? She sits next to me at lunch and she says she really, really doesn’t like brown bread. But you’re not giving your sandwiches to Sophia, are … Continue reading