April 16, 2005

The Under Toad

Book #18
The World According To Garp is a book about a father’s fears, and is lurid with death, violence, and complications. Featuring the themes of rape, bears and Vienna, which have recurred in everything I’ve read by John Irving, at least this time the bear’s role is only a cameo; otherwise it might start to get a bit old.
This book fails to live up to either The Hotel New Hampshire or A Prayer For Owen Meany, which is still my book of the year.
Garp is a writer of sorts, and the son of a famous feminist whose story is far more engaging than his own. Sadly it is his life, and the various deaths, injuries, infidelities and sex-changes of the other characters, that take up most of the book. It is of course beautifully written and an easy read, but perhaps I need to take a break from John Irving for a little while.
3/5

Karen
  • Comments: 3
  • Garp stomps on Owen Meany with big pointy steel-toed boots. - Destructor
  • I'm a huge Irving fan; 'Garp' was the first of his I ever read. Perhaps explaining why I ... - Jennifer
  • Irving books tend to blend into each other after a while as there are so many recurrent th... - stroppycow
April 14, 2005

Things That Make You Go “Ah, poor little fella”

So I was in the garden, weeding furiously, pulling up these things with leaves and little blue flowers and two-foot roots, and it’s all going nicely. I’d grab the base of the plant with my nice thick-gloved hand, and tear the leaves off. Then, with my narrow hand-spade (or whatever it’s called… Graybo! Help!) I’d dig around the stump to a depth of about six inches, so that I could grab the top of the root and pull that long pale-green tapering snake out of the soil. Highly satisfying.
Then it starts to spit a little.
“Just a touch of rain,” I think to myself, “I can soldier on through this minor inconvenience.”
Tear, dig, tug.
Tear, dig, tug.
And then…

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Pete
  • Comments: 7
  • In fairness, one positive aspect of the green-blue fuckers is that at least they hide the ... - Hg
  • Regarding the blue things, as long as you get them before the leaves are about four inches... - Pete
  • and paint it green, Hg - to preserve the illusion, y'understand. - Mr.D.
  • Those green leafy things with the little blue flowers and the evil roots are FUCKERS. Our ... - Hg
  • Ah, trowel. I always assumed that trowels where the things that bricklayers used, but now ... - Pete
April 13, 2005

On The Town

At the weekend, we watched On The Town, and while taking notes about things to see in New York, I remembered that a little while ago, Stuart asked for pre-New York book recommendations; like him, I like to do my literary homework before travelling. The thing is, an awful lot of novels are very-New-York, and even more are very-USA, which I think makes it difficult to single out a few for recommendation.
Of course I’ve read The Catcher In The Rye and we taped The Bonfire of the Vanities when it was on last week.
I mean to go down to the library and see if they have Breakfast At Tiffany’s later in the week; what else should I be looking for?

Karen
  • Comments: 13
  • Read: Poetry: Walt Whitman: Crossing Brooklyn Ferry Hart Crane: TO Brooklyn Bridge Novels:... - Sven
  • I wasn't disagreeing that Catch 22 is a piece of genius, by the way...oh, and don't be put... - Stuart
  • I agree that Catch 22 is a fantastic book, but also that it's not really a New York book. ... - Karen
  • Catch 22 is hardly New York! Have you read 'Kavalier & Clay' by Michael Chabon, Karen? I f... - Stuart
  • Catch-22 Just finished re-reading it after too long a time and probably enjoyed it more se... - Mr.D.
April 12, 2005

Pop Idol

Last week, Pete and I both fell in love with the same man: the delightfully cute, swishy, glittery jockstrap-wearing Rufus Wainwright. This has introduced a certain element of competition into our own relationship, about who would be more likely to score.

Karen
  • Comments: 2
  • How 'bout we just put the chilli named Rufus next to the chilli named Kate? - Karen
  • whichever of you marries him, i think i deserve to be bridesmaid, mm? - kate
April 11, 2005

Linux – Converting Audio Files

A few ugly ducklings have crept into the flock. Amongst a herd of MP3s are some OGGs, FLACs and WMVs. How to deal with? How to deal with?
Converting OGG to WAV, WAV to MP3
Converting between MP3, FLAC and WAV
Converting WMA to MP3 (using mplayer)
As always with Linux, the key is in knowing which tool to use for which individual stage. Use lame to encode mp3s, flac to encode/decode flacs to/from wavs, and so forth.
Haven’t yet done the WMAs, due to mplayer availability.

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Pete
  • Comments: 20
  • Well, more usually wiggly to the point, which I suppose could be taken as obfuscation. Kin... - pixeldiva
  • No, chillis are straight to the point. - Karen
  • I did think that "Vaughan" might be an appropriate name for a chilli plant. Then... - Graybo
  • You can only take/send plants to the US if you apply to the Plant Health and Seeds Inspect... - Graybo
  • Don't forget Rufus and Kate, and of course, Pete Doherty (who's probably suffering from a ... - pixeldiva
April 9, 2005

The Book Meme

You’re stuck inside Fahrenheit 451, which book do you want to be?
Like qB, I haven’t read the book, assuming it’s a book – but I understand that the question actually means If you had to memorise a book, which book would you memorise?
From a lazy perspective, and that usually is my perspective, I’d say Julius Caesar, since I memorised it once already. Only, I further understand that the idea is to memorise a book that you wouldn’t like to see lost to humanity, so I’d have to say Wuthering Heights. I expect it is terribly cliched to choose a Bronte novel, but there you are. Wuthering Heights really shouldn’t be lost to humanity.
Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
Well, there’s Heathcliff. Biggles (and his co-pilots). Aragorn. Ged. The Amazons (I know they were girls, but the Swallows were so wet). Oh, any rescuing hero, you can bet I would’ve had a crush on him. The somewhat darker, tragic heros were the ones I liked; none of yer Darcys for me, apart from Laurence in Little Women, but he was artistic. And totally gay, I should think. Owen Meany, I’m afraid. Endless, endless list; impossible to name them all.
The last book you bought is?
The Rough Guide to New York, wither I head in May. But I think I’m supposed to be telling you about fiction, in which case it’s The World According To Garp, which was 20p in the library sale. Bargain. Libraries are ace, and I will have to go back there soon, as my to-read pile is all but empty again.
What are you currently reading?
See last question. Both of those, and No Logo by Naomi Klein.
Five books you would take to a deserted island:
1. Midnight’s Children, which I keep meaning to read again.
2. The Lord of the Rings; I don’t remember how many times I’ve read it, but I’m sure it’s good for a few more.
3. A Jane Austen anthology, because that would last me ages.
4. The Northern Lights trilogy. Definitely one to re-read, because it had so many levels and I’m bound to have missed a few.
5. Brewer’s Phrase & Fable, because assuming there’s no internet connection on the island, this is the next best thing for browsing.
It really depends how long I’m going to be on the deserted island, of course, but if we’re just talking holiday reading, I’d probably pack something quite light that I hadn’t read yet.
Who are you going to pass this stick to (3 persons) and why?
Pete – because I always want to know what he’s thinking [insert winky icon]
Dr Pockless – because he reads the best books, and he gives me the best books as presents.
Mr AdHoc – because I have no idea what he reads, but he writes very well, so it’s safe to assume that he reads very well.

Karen
  • Comments: 3
  • Weirdo ;-) - Lisa
  • He has a certain compelling appeal. - Karen
  • Owen Meany? Really? - Lisa
April 8, 2005

Age before beauty

Karen: you have top-posted me!
Pete: Sorry. I shall unpublish
Karen: nono
Karen: i have already unpublished
Pete: Nono
Pete: I published the last thing
Pete: It’s your turn
Karen: nono
Pete: I insist
Karen: you leave yours,
Pete: No
Karen: mine is more interesting
Pete: It’s too late
Karen: no it isn’t, i unpublished before you did
Karen: the bloody chillies are back up!
Pete: Mine can wait
Karen: MINE can
Karen: let’s publish this instead, it’s better than both our posts

Karen
  • Comments: 3
  • gold. long live the king and queen of blogland! - estee
  • Ooh, another Warwickonian. - Karen
  • Ahhh...the beauty of instant publishing on the internet. - clair