March 4, 2014

The Bowie Project: Low (1977)

Have I really been listening to this album for an entire month? Well, no not really. I haven’t been in the car much recently, and that’s where I normally do most of my music-listening. However, I think I’ve heard enough to form my opinions.

Low_(album)The album opens with Speed Of Life which sounds pretty cool, but it also doesn’t sound like it was intended as an instrumental – it sounds like the vocal tracks are just missing, like they were accidentally wiped in a catastrophic studio error. Or they intended to add lyrics, but never got round to writing them. “Yeah, there’ll be a verse there, and then a chorus…”

Next is Breaking Glass, probably one of my favourites on the album. It’s a fine electro-funk stompathon which lands somewhere between Franz Ferdinand and of Montreal (who I also referred to when reviewing Diamond Dogs). Criminally short though, it starts to fade out after just 90 seconds.

What In The World then channels Talking Heads, but it’s uncertain as to who copied who. Low was released in January 1977, eight months before Talking Heads: 77, so it’s probable that Bowie hadn’t even heard of them by the time he wrote this song.

Sound and Vision is another brilliant but shamefully short song – half of it is the instrumental introduction. I mean, I’m a staunch advocate of the “keep your song short, don’t overstay your welcome” ethos, but this is just insane. I feel like this must be what speed-dating is like.

I’m fairly fond of Always Crashing In The Same Car, I love the way it blooms and swells, I love the delicacy in Bowie’s voice, I love the guitar hooks. Whereas so many of the songs on this album seem to consist of just one great idea, this is a 3m30s epic which never gets boring. I might end up selecting this as my favourite song of the album, just because I feel that it’s the one that I’d be most likely to say “if you haven’t heard it, then you should” about.

Be My Wife has joined Across The Universe and Lady Stardust in the “So Terrible I Have To Skip It” club. The lyrics are inane, sung with zero conviction, arrrgh take it away.

And then we’re on to side two and it’s all just this weird instrumental ambient self-absorbed weedling and shite.

A New Career In A New Town reminds me of one of my songs in particular. It was when I’d first acquired a harmonica. Now, the thing about harmonicas is that they have a very low barrier to entry – you can get some technically correct notes out of them without any effort. However, unless you work on your technique, you have a very limited range, and basically end up playing the same notes over and over again in the same order, and it bores the listener to the point at which they want to smack their head against a wall. I’ve done it once, and look here, so has Bowie.

Warszawa is lots of dark synthy noises for six and a half minutes. As I’ve mentioned, I tend to listen to music in the car, and this song really doesn’t suit that context.

Nor does Art Decade which is a bit more plinky plonky, it sounds like the sounds that you found in banks 80-90 of your Casio keyboard that you had when you were a kid. The same can be said for Weeping Wall.

Subterraneans I found slightly more appealling, but to be honest the second half of this album pretty much left me cold. It’s all a bit “look at me, I’m a tortured artist” kind of guff. Time to move on.

Hits from this album: Sound and Vision was released as a single and did fairly well.

My favourite song from this album: Tough choice, there are four excellent songs in a row, but I’m going to land on Always Crashing In The Same Car for the reasons given above.

Next up: Heroes. Now that I have an idea of what this fabled “Berlin Trilogy” entails, my expectations for this next album are a lot lower.

Pete
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  • Sorry about hogging the car. - Karen
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  • Brilliant! - Lori Smith
  • I'm still early on in Goldfinch, due to life getting in the way only started it yesterday. - Clair
  • THIS IS MY KIND OF BAR, PEOPLE. WELL DONE. - Krissa
  • I'm about halfway through the goldfinch but C is away next week so I will crack on. Now sh... - Lisa

Bar’s Open

It’s been a quiet week; let’s make a noise. Order your drink very loudly, and tell us what sort of noise you are going to make.

Karen
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  • Does it have to be loud? I had a very late (for me) night. I'll be the one in the corner w... - Pigwotflies
  • Oh sorry, you wanted to know what noise i would make. Any bloody noise I like now I have m... - Lisa
  • Actually everything is rather quiet here: for the first time this year I have neither chil... - Lisa
  • MINE'S A PINT!!!!!!! (falls down stairs, lands on piano, piano shatters mirror, mirror is ... - Pockless
  • Hurrah for PIX! Can we hear all about the new job in your next Where Are They Now? (An... - Krissa
February 26, 2014

Where Are You Now? Tom, February

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Three weeks ago I was diagnosed as having Asperger’s Syndrome or, more pedantically, an Autism Spectrum Condition as Asperger’s itself is no longer an official term. I still don’t really know how to feel about it: bemused at the turn of events; relieved to have answers to some puzzles in my life; confused by the questions that have been raised; guilty at feeling concerned and self-absorbed about something that is neither pain-inducing nor life-threatening; afraid of being judged for having a very “trendy” diagnosis; hesitant about having to explain everything again and again; cross for no apparent reason.

So I stand here watching the rain clouds looming over our house, blotting out the afternoon sun and shrouding the landscape in shadow. I see the bright clouds and the hints of blue sky in the distance and I think “There’s a metaphor here somewhere…”

I know where I am right now. I’m just no longer sure how I got here.

Dragon
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  • I've heard many people express relief when they finally get a diagnosis for whatever issue... - Gammidgy
  • There is power in naming things and I hope the power now flows to you. - asta

Uborka! Fitness Club

On Saturday I shall be the lonely only member of Uborka! Fitness Club to run in a 10k race at Eton Dorney. I say run, but there is a distinct possibility of some walking. I haven’t run more than 5k once during February, what with bad colds followed by half term followed by Pete working All The Hours. I’m running with friends, one of whom is doing the Reading Half Marathon the next day. No pressure.

What are you up to? And if nothing, what are your excuses? And what are your plans?

Karen
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  • good luck in the run. I'm watching your training on Runkeeper avidly and will be cheering... - swisslet
  • FINALLY, after a mega stupid and stressful three weeks at work (12-14hr days, don't half t... - Gordon
  • Tom, can you tell us about form drills? - Karen
  • I'm determined to enjoy it! I like long runs best. - Karen
  • I'm up to nothing at all: excuses as follows. Absent husband. Builders. Ongoing trial by g... - Lisa
February 21, 2014

Minutes

In shock news, nobody wants to come to a meeting! A few courageous souls have shown their faces but it’s clear that no-one is paying attention. I could play the trump card but that’s really Lyle‘s department… sorry, I meant to say, I could put Krissa in charge because she’d blow everyone away with enthusiasm, but that hardly seems fair when she’s busy running the book club. Asta has curled up in the corner and Pockless is skulking by the bar, and I’m typing this between internet outages. Fuck this weather, eh?

Karen
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  • Sorry I'm late. Hey, who ate all the biscuits? - Gammidgy
  • Well, as chair, I declare Manhattans and umbrellas for everyone. MEETING ADJOURNED. - Krissa
  • "Don't let the bastards...!" ...wait ...where is everyone? - Pockless

Bar’s Open

This afternoon we will be convening a meeting of the Uborka Department. So you may order your drink, but please also add an agenda item.

Kind regards,
The Management.

Karen
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  • Having worked the bar at the club last night I am just waking up. I'll have a double espre... - asta
  • Blimey, this is going to be one quiet meeting... - Lyle
  • Mine's a pint. And I'd just like to stand up half way through the meeting and yell "Don't ... - Pockless
  • Kamikaze, please. Pint Thereof. Happiness. Agenda Item : Book club, Film Club - upcomin... - Lyle
February 20, 2014

Uborka Book Club: The Goldfinch, Book One

Carel Fabritius' The Goldfinch (1654)

Carel Fabritius’ The Goldfinch (1654)

Readers be ye warned! Spoilers will abound from this point onwards. Book One is comprised of four chapters (1. Boy with a Skull — 2. The Anatomy Lesson — 3. Park Avenue — 4. Morphine Lollipop) and I think we’ll be discussing events at least through the first two or three, though probably more Book One discussions may flower in the comments through the weekend. 

So, Goldfinchers. Here we are. We’ve begun our journey in Amsterdam, locked in a hotel and jumping at shadows with Theo Decker, although we don’t quite know why. Then, in a dream sequence that may or may not be an homage to the Mirror of Erised (okay probably not, Donna Tartt may not mind the Dickensian analogies but I’m betting she hates Harry Potter, well anyway it certainly reminded me of the Mirror of Erised), we learn that Theo’s mother is dead, that there’s a lovely shop run by someone named Hobie, and all we can do is file these little details away because we’re swooping down on a much younger Theo and his mother on the streets of Manhattan and he tells us, “things would have turned out much better if she had lived.” Wooooosh. Here we go.

(Let’s talk about is the suspended animation of flashback that Tartt constructs so expertly. It’s certainly not unique to this novel but a framework that is done so often and so badly that it was refreshing to open a book, realize what framework I was stepping into, and find it so well executed. We know in the first few pages that things have come to no good in this hotel room in Amsterdam, we’ve got this tantalizing and beautifully drawn place where Hobie will eventually be found, and his mother is dead and beloved. Phew! Were you as drawn in as I was?)

In chapters one and two, we have a terrorist bomb going off in the museum, never mentioned by name but 100% the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Theo’s mother is killed in the blast and he meets, and ministrates to the dying words of, Welton ‘Welty’ Blackwell, who gives him a ring with the family crest, with instructions to take it to Hobart & Blackwell and ring the green bell. He also presses into Theo’s hand the painting of Carel Fabritius’ The Goldfinch, which is so small and precious and miraculously whole amid chaos. When Theo leaves the museum, injured and traumatized, it’s with both these talismans in his hands.

Theo hopes his mother has survived but we know she hasn’t; his absent father and neglectful grandparents become the fate he’s trying to avoid to varying degrees of success. He’s taken in by the Barbours, resplendent in inherited wealth and cozy stability on the Upper East Side in a way that elides the turbulence under the water. Meanwhile, the painting is at first casually kept from view, and then as the days go on, more and more deliberately hidden and coveted by Theo.

I’m going to stop there. Here are some of my favorite thinking points in the first few chapters, to light the kindling for discussion in the comments:

  • Theo’s mother is almost not a real person. From the very first pages she’s Eurydice to Theo’s Orpheus; they walk into the museum together and he walks out alone and she’s trapped in amber, perfect, delightful, but unchanging. I found a lot of parallels between her and the little bird in the painting, did you?
  • Fathers, fathers, fathers, y’know? Andy’s father, present but flighty … Theo’s father, absent and slightly malignant. (Eventually, Boris’s father, but we’ll get to that.) And into this tableau of disappointment saunter Welty and Hobie, neither of them actually fathers at all, but more paternal to their wards (Pippa and Theo) than the real fathers in our midst.
  • Time, and timelessness: one thing that struck me very strongly in the New York scenes is that Tartt seems almost unwilling to set this in the present day. The way she paints the apartment buildings, the streets, the descriptions of dress and attitude, fell so out-of-time and antique that it’s jarring to read about a cell phone or the internet — which, admittedly, doesn’t happen often in these opening chapters. I kept having to remind myself this wasn’t the heyday of 1960s New York. I have some thoughts about how deliberate it is (and I’m not sure I love it), but I’m interested to see if anyone else was similarly jarred by modernity, particularly in these scenes.
  • If you’ve gotten to the end of Chapter 3, and the introduction of Hobie and the shop, let’s talk about how much we love Hobie and the shop. I could feel the friendly dust motes swirling around my head as we walked in, and I immediately wanted to stay forever, which is of course Theo’s feeling too.
  • By the way, who else loves the term bildungsroman? I’ve been reading up on the various book reviews of this novel, which of course is a coming-of-age story, and every time I stumble upon the word, I get a little frisson of joy. Words that describe literary frameworks or genres (bildungsroman, roman à clef, epistolary, penny dreadful) might be some of my favorite words.

 

Krissa
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  • This is my first Tartt, and after 8 hours in a hospital room yesterday as my wife recovere... - swisslet
  • I've been avoiding this for fear of spoilers but just finished book 1. Am thoroughly enjoy... - Lisa
  • I have so many thoughts about this book that I’m trying to rein myself in and not overlo... - asta
  • Thanks, Asta, for the Tartt quote. I have also been devouring the few breadcrumbs into her... - Krissa
  • Before I forget--- I agree with Krissa that The Goldfinch is a many-faceted metaphor. At ... - asta