August 25, 2004

I fear thirst. And other things.

I’m off travelling for work this afternoon, and won’t get back until after the usual cocktail hour on Friday. I’m afraid that I’ll be thirsty. So I’m going to put my order in for vodka and tonic right now. But … Continue reading

graybo
August 20, 2004

An open letter to the Uborkites

Thank you for your timely and informative responses. It is my pleasure to distribute cocktails according to your multivariate wishes. With so many resources at his fingertips, we can always rely on Ade to know exactly what is needed, so … Continue reading

Karen

Dear Friends

You are cordially invited to join us for cocktails, this afternoon between 4 and 5 pm. Letters of acceptance may be forwarded through the usual methods. We look forward to seeing you, Pete & Karen Uborka R.S.V.P.

Karen
August 6, 2004

Thirsty

They say that too much beer Will result in feeling queer; So, to keep me hearty and hale Can I have a nice cocktail?

graybo
July 30, 2004

Come one, come all. Hell, just come.

Welcome one and all to the cocktail enjoyment process. First, may I begin by saying that I’ve been on holiday to Brighton today, and none of you have. Hah. I shall now dispense the beveragatude as rapidly as possible, before … Continue reading

Pete