September 8, 2004

NaNoWriMo

Hello everyone,
there doesn’t seem to a topic this week, so I thought I’d float an idea to the Uborkites. NaNoWriMo, as many bloggers will know, is the International Novel Writing Month, a competition in which participants attempt to write a 50,000-word novel in thirty days (Nov 1-30). I’m joining this year, and my plan is to write one 2000-word chapter a day….and BLOG it!
My current plan is to post it on my own blog, but imagine if we all joined up…..and posted all our chapters here?!? Every day you could log on and watch a story take shape, make suggestions, comments, support each other’s efforts, it’d be fun! It could be like a theme week that lasts a month.
Anyway, check out the website and consider signing up- even if you don’t make it, you get a cool T-shirt! The more the merrier. You could even team up and play Consequences with it.
Thoughts?

destructor

Truth and Beauty

Book #46 [or #47]* of 2004
I gave this fabulous book to Pete for his birthday, and when he had read it, he passed it to me. I’m a couple of chapters in, and enjoying the anecdotes but perhaps experiencing a few too many flashbacks to my own socially disastrous school life, and vivid memories of some very bad home-made clothes that my mum forced me to wear in the seventies.
The author is another one of the almost-famous people that Pete knows from university. The only almost-famous person at my university was Vaughan, and I didn’t actually know him at the time. I suppose if I ever read the Alumni magazine, which doesn’t seem to get delivered to me anymore, I might find that lots of my fellow psychology graduates are now stars of Big Brother or champion pool players. It seems so unlikely.
*So, I haven’t finished it yet, and also I’m reading Coastliners by Joanne Harris, concurrently.

Karen
  • Comments: 4
  • Of course he's almost famous. He's met Zippy. ... - Doctor Pockless
  • stuart's almost famous? that's hot. the benefits keep piling on. - k
  • *Almost* famous? :-) I've consulted the alumni magazine from the University of Hell (oops)... - Vaughan
  • Manfred Mann went to my old college - in truth, he was no beauty. - Mr.D.
September 7, 2004

Glorious Mud

Tickets for Reading 2005 are now on sale, at the bargain price of £105 for the full weekend. Add to that £15 per night for a taxi home, and £2.30 each per day for the train fare over, and whatever we spend on warm beer [in paper cups, not plastic] and noodles, that comes to about [whirr whirr whirr] still not really too much, if they have good bands on.

And maybe next year won’t be so muddy, but who am I to assume that August Bank Holiday weekend will be dry? Alternatively, I shall just have to invest in some of those pink or floral wellies that the goths were wearing this year.

Ah, goth teenagers. With their cute matching facial piercings and their off-the-peg black t-shirts with slogans that proclaim them to be non-conformists. Just like the next one. I’ve never had a very good understanding of fashion, but I do understand that it is just as important for goth teenagers to wear the right brand of whatever, as for your standard pink burberried chav.

Anyway, it’s too late for me to learn now. And it all looks the same when it’s covered in mud.

Karen
  • Comments: 12
  • Lyle's hit the nail on the head, Mr. D. Though expensive, it's only by getting the horse h... - Doctor Pockless
  • It's the cost of the rizlas that's prohibitive when getting a high horse. - Lyle
  • I've never mounted a High Horse. Is it difficult or dangerous? - Mr.D.
  • I would have liked to have been writing lots for you this week, but alas I am poorly and t... - Pete
  • Yes, I've seen that site, last time somebody referred to chavs here on Uborka... In defere... - Doctor Pockless (Haughty Culturalist)
September 6, 2004

The Trial

Alfred was thrilled about The Terminal, though he would never get a chance to see it. He was looking forward to the Oscars. I didn’t want to shatter his daydreams by telling him what a load of puerile crap Spielberg’s movie was. I doubt he would have believed me anyway.

When I first read about The Terminal, I thought the premise seemed amusing but far-fetched, so I was interested to read about the man who has lived at Paris Charles de Gaulle airport for the last 16 years.
I’m curious to see the film, which Philip French describes as intermittently funny, but very long, but can certainly wait for the DVD.
Meanwhile, why doesn’t our local Blockbuster have a copy of The Princess Bride, which I have just finished reading?

Karen
  • Comments: 10
  • I'm surprised by the number of guys speaking out for The Princess Bride. Yes I have a copy... - D
  • Will the volleyball return? If not, I'll just wait for the dvd so I can skip bits... - Gek
  • Both being funny in their own way, equally....the book is brilliant. The movie is fantast... - Maenad
  • you need to sit down with your man and watch "princess bride". it's worth the trouble of f... - red clay
  • The Terminal = Forest Gump in an Airport. Cynical? Moi? - pixeldiva
  • Comments: 3
  • That 19 y o line struck me too. And the advice was from Noel Coward, I believe, I forget t... - robin
  • "Basically there is nothing more beautiful than the smell of a 19-year-old." a 19-year-old... - red clay
  • it was just another classic morning, what with the cold sharp air and the glassy sky where... - P D
September 4, 2004

Some garden shots

The originals for these are 2084×1346, so if you want a large version for use as a background, let me know.

white rose
ripe grapes
Pete
  • Comments: 4
  • They are so cool, I love the rose. - S
  • Not to be confused with the wrath of Karen and Pete, which is not a juicy purple or green ... - Doctor Pockless
  • No, the grapes of Karen and Pete. - Lyle
  • The grapes of Wrath? - Adrian
September 3, 2004

And so… uh…

…I guess they all lived happily ever after.
The End.

Pete
  • Comments: 10
  • Not lately, but I've been known to dabble in Vonnegut. There is a touch of Kilgore Trout a... - Doctor Pockless
  • *reads* *rereads* *rerereads* I think my brain just imploded. Have you been reading Kurt V... - Chris
  • Damn... my bluff called... Since I don't actually have time to write it in full here, the ... - Doctor Pockless
  • I see no reason why you shouldn't finish it off, if you feel that there is more to be said... - Karen
  • I had an idea for a resolution if it's not too late... I was trying to refrain from over-c... - Doctor Pockless

Chapter X: The Great Thirst

On her flight back from Israel, the girl’s trunk full of letters was accidentally dropped from the cargo hold of the aircraft. She was most annoyed, having been charged an excess fare on account of its weight. The outpourings of eight years were discharged across Europe, like unseasonable snow.
As her prayers fell to earth, the girl was planning her approach to Adrian. She had arranged to meet their mutual friend in a bar, and meant to sidle up to him and offer him a drink.
While she was at it, she might as well get the round in.

Karen
  • Comments: 8
  • Adrian had dragged along his good mate Dan as a wingman. "I'm meeting this girl for the fi... - Destructor
  • The last thing ClearBlueSkies Dave could remember was walking down the road in the directi... - Dave
  • Have to stay semi-sober, as Cat3 is being delivered tonight and there's gonna be skin and ... - Mr.D.
  • Gert stumbled out of bed at ten thirty, and spent two hours surfing tabloids and blogs, an... - Gert
  • As the eminently shaggable Mike Troubled-Diva thrusted purposefully through the leafy cres... - mike